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Re: ولدت العلامة التجارية أستا. تركز شركة أستا على

Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:06 pm

I like the original better and it was in one post
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: ولدت العلامة التجارية أستا. تركز شركة أستا على

Post by Nausea » Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:06 pm

oettinger wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:06 pm
I like the original better and it was in one post
I can safely say that I don't remmeber what you're talking aobut But Thanks!

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Re: ولدت العلامة التجارية أستا. تركز شركة أستا على

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:48 pm

Any story using the word underwear-y as an adjective should win a prize. Or at the very least be put on a list of some sort.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: ولدت العلامة التجارية أستا. تركز شركة أستا على

Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:52 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:48 pm
Any story using the word underwear-y as an adjective should win a prize. Or at the very least be put on a list of some sort.
This is sub-forums, what are you doing here? We have end open discussiions here. Go back to the shed and play your Belinda Carlisle LPs
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Re: ولدت العلامة التجارية أستا. تركز شركة أستا على

Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:55 pm

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From the beginning, the result was known. And yet the journey ensued regardless. Who could have predicted such a turn of events?

Badfellow, fresh off a hit from the bong, led the way with overproofed rum knowledge. It still isn't determine how exactly this character fit into the whole picture, but one thing was clear:

The Dear Booze entity culminated in a very primal sluttiness. An aficionado of piss, shit, in its various weaponized forms, was a kind of eccentric mayhemist. Knowing no bounds in pursuit of "Teh LULZ", his escapades adorn the minds of young, malleable men looking to make their mark on society. One night, a ritual was enacted that cast his symbol upon the urinals of dive bars everywhere, marked by a symbolism only the initiated can verify, for it varies in its shape.

Spirits loomed nonetheless, for these are merely human activities. Aloof, suspended in space, Artful Drunktective maintained judgement over the culinary and underwear-y tastes of those who aspired to be True Drunks. You see, True Drunkardom cannot be attained in tighety whities. You need something bolder. Something captive to the imaginations of all those all-too-undrunk to forget just exactly you were rocking that night.

Oh and how the opinions diverged. Hardcore-ists, such as willies, maintained a crude rope to be the maximal adornment. Putting all regard for genital friction aside, this Krakenista could hang in the ropes with the best of them. Some say he reached a stage where drunkenness was just ice on the cock -- I mean, ice on the cake.

Vodka soared on the evens of his "revealment". The FBI pinned it down to a single source of German involvement. Nazis were implicated, but it soon turned out to be all the drunken meanderings of one individual, an individual closer to them than could ever be imagined. You see, he was married to an aforementioned spirit, who protected his anonymity for all these years. But the charade had to come to an end...

To be continued...
I revoke my assholeness from last night. This is excellent, I just can`t stop reading it with your voice in my head. That`s nasty
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: ولدت العلامة التجارية أستا. تركز شركة أستا على

Post by Nausea » Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:33 pm

oettinger wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:55 pm
I revoke my assholeness from last night. This is excellent, I just can`t stop reading it with your voice in my head. That`s nasty
Haha no worries dude. Your drunken candidness is always welcome. But I'm glad you enjoyed it the second time around.

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Re: ولدت العلامة التجارية أستا. تركز شركة أستا على

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Aug 11, 2019 2:55 am

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The chosen few pursued alcohol for its own reasons. Extrinsic reasons, such as social prestige and acceptance, were cast aside as being "not serious".

Save for a few solo drink-ists, such as Hugh, this knowledge was to be neglected for aeons. That is, unless those solo-drinkists took the gumption to do something about it.

They gathered in a familiar location. A magazine outlet outfitting itself as a merely comedic act. Its true roots in the One and True Way of living would remain hidden to the merely curious.

No, the true seekers would discover its purpose of their own accord.

And they gathered right here.

So, how have you been so fortuitous to embark upon this knowledge? You're chosen, my friend.

Drink hard. Join the pact.
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Re: ولدت العلامة التجارية أستا. تركز شركة أستا على

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Aug 11, 2019 2:56 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:48 pm
Any story using the word underwear-y as an adjective should win a prize. Or at the very least be put on a list of some sort.
Agreed. It is definitely Pulitzer worthy.
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