Alcoholic test

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:06 pm

I can't take the test. My computer has the virus and it won't access too much. But amazingly enough I can log on MDM!

Judging by the scores of others, I would say I would score 80-90?

Cam L Toe · Post by **Cam L Toe** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:16 pm

Apparently I'm just freelancing! :lol:

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:31 pm

Joe Twelvepack wrote:I'm a Pro. And as a pro, I agree that crashing cars or being so pitiful as to pass out where people can write on you does nothing toward making you a better alcoholic. But the people who put that together seemed to be of the frat variety.

Yeah, these guys were not real drunks. The questions just reminded me of being in class and hearing the "Duuuuude, I got so wasted last night I puked in my car" stories. Regardless, I got a 75 - I'm a professional, dammit.

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:32 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:I can't take the test. My computer has the virus and it won't access too much. But amazingly enough I can log on MDM!

Judging by the scores of others, I would say I would score 80-90?

Aww hell Lucky, you'd score at leats a 300!

Lucky is our Queen! Long Drink the Queen!

bella · Post by **bella** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:35 pm

One of us should make a test.. Any takers?

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:47 pm

bella wrote:One of us should make a test.. Any takers?

I wrote one a few years back for a now defunct magazine (bastards never paid me). I'll see if I can dig it out.

VodkaHero · Post by **VodkaHero** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 5:33 pm

I only got novice..... I lost a ton of points cause I don't drink and drive??

moriarty · Post by **moriarty** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 8:00 pm

122, Hall of Fame. I know I should feel bad about it, but I laughed my ass off when they asked if I had wrecked anyone else's car. I really messed up this girl's mom's mustang. I was completely naked at the time, I'm serious butt-ass naked totaled this poor girl's mom's car.
Do you guys hate me?
I can't help but still find it entertaining.

Post by **Oggar** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 8:05 pm

101 Hall of Famer. I notice they didn't have a single question about hard liquor though. There's probably something better on the Spark.

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:27 pm

76. But I'm handicapped -- I never learned to drive and if I ever did I wouldn't be a lethal jackass about it. They can keep their points.

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:32 pm

Okay, so you can't delete a double-post, but I at least I beat my old member number by one point!

God of Chunder · Post by **God of Chunder** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:04 pm

112.
Gotta work on this...

Post by **Oggar** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:57 pm

Well it's sort of an alcohol test :D
http://www.imfanatic.com/whatdrinkareyou.php

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 3:35 am

Oggar wrote:Well it's sort of an alcohol test :D
http://www.imfanatic.com/whatdrinkareyou.php

"You're a Depth Charge!
Yaaarr... scurvy dog! You drink like a sailor and think like one too."

Nothing unusual here...

Post by **Oggar** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 5:10 am

One for the frog wrote: "You're a Depth Charge!
Yaaarr... scurvy dog! You drink like a sailor and think like one too."

Nothing unusual here...

They told me the same thing.