A Perfect Way to Ensure That You No Longer Get Free Drinks!
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A Perfect Way to Ensure That You No Longer Get Free Drinks!
I got a right proper dressing down last night from the owner of the bar that I work in last night. Last weekend a friend and his friend came in and I was spotting them free beers for a good deal of the night. Well, the friend's friend was bragging all over work about getting drunk for free and word got back to my boss somehow (it really is a small town, I guess), he confronted me in a way I couldn't deny, and I was busted. It put a bit of a damper on the evening, until I got drunk.
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cheeky bastard. did you have some words with him yet?
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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That ain't right.
You get free drinks, you keep your head down and your mouth shut (obviously after having said thank you). What you do not do, is tell everyone about it. Has no-one heard the the fable of the goose that laid golden eggs?
Frankennietzsche, old friend, here you must use your powers as a barman extrodinaire to put the word out on this naif. Any time he asks for a free one, this incident should come back to bite him on the arse.
(Louisville, twenty years from now)
Him: I've tipped you well enough, how about a shot on the house?
Barstaff: Hell no! I've heard about you and your flapping gums!
Let the punishment fit the crime!
You get free drinks, you keep your head down and your mouth shut (obviously after having said thank you). What you do not do, is tell everyone about it. Has no-one heard the the fable of the goose that laid golden eggs?
Frankennietzsche, old friend, here you must use your powers as a barman extrodinaire to put the word out on this naif. Any time he asks for a free one, this incident should come back to bite him on the arse.
(Louisville, twenty years from now)
Him: I've tipped you well enough, how about a shot on the house?
Barstaff: Hell no! I've heard about you and your flapping gums!
Let the punishment fit the crime!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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I'm with palinka on this onnnePalinka wrote:That ain't right.
You get free drinks, you keep your head down and your mouth shut (obviously after having said thank you). What you do not do, is tell everyone about it. Has no-one heard the the fable of the goose that laid golden eggs?
Frankennietzsche, old friend, here you must use your powers as a barman extrodinaire to put the word out on this naif. Any time he asks for a free one, this incident should come back to bite him on the arse.
(Louisville, twenty years from now)
Him: I've tipped you well enough, how about a shot on the house?
Barstaff: Hell no! I've heard about you and your flapping gums!
Let the punishment fit the crime!
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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Nah. I'm not faulting the owner on this. He could have fired me outright. He just gave me a good lashing, and said that I had to sort it out with my immediate superior. He even said that he'd rather not have heard about this. He takes care of us and looks the other way on so many occasions, so the occasional outburst is expected and endured. I fault the blabber and the friend's friend. One for being a meddler and the other for being an idiot.TARTANSPECIAL wrote:I bet the owner does that with his buddies.
We have a bar version of capt mike ( the prick ) davis.
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aye. we should kill him.Frankennietzsche wrote:Nah. I'm not faulting the owner on this. He could have fired me outright. He just gave me a good lashing, and said that I had to sort it out with my immediate superior. He even said that he'd rather not have heard about this. He takes care of us and looks the other way on so many occasions, so the occasional outburst is expected and endured. I fault the blabber and the friend's friend. One for being a meddler and the other for being an idiot.TARTANSPECIAL wrote:I bet the owner does that with his buddies.
We have a bar version of capt mike ( the prick ) davis.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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You're right. Fuck Capt. Blabber Mouth!Frankennietzsche wrote:Nah. I'm not faulting the owner on this. He could have fired me outright. He just gave me a good lashing, and said that I had to sort it out with my immediate superior. He even said that he'd rather not have heard about this. He takes care of us and looks the other way on so many occasions, so the occasional outburst is expected and endured. I fault the blabber and the friend's friend. One for being a meddler and the other for being an idiot.TARTANSPECIAL wrote:I bet the owner does that with his buddies.
We have a bar version of capt mike ( the prick ) davis.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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we can kill the meddler, too. ALL IN FAVOR SAY AYE!!!Frankennietzsche wrote:You know, I'm madder at the meddler than the bragger. I know everyone runs their mouth from time to time, so...But I hate shits who have to get into other peoples business, just like gossips. (Well, everyone enjoys a bit of gossip, every now and again.) But Meddlers, I hate them.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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