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Post by Frankennietzsche »

I got a right proper dressing down last night from the owner of the bar that I work in last night. Last weekend a friend and his friend came in and I was spotting them free beers for a good deal of the night. Well, the friend's friend was bragging all over work about getting drunk for free and word got back to my boss somehow (it really is a small town, I guess), he confronted me in a way I couldn't deny, and I was busted. It put a bit of a damper on the evening, until I got drunk.

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

cheeky bastard. did you have some words with him yet?
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I bet the owner does that with his buddies.
We have a bar version of capt mike ( the prick ) davis.
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Go fuck yourself Capt. Bar Owner!
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That ain't right.
You get free drinks, you keep your head down and your mouth shut (obviously after having said thank you). What you do not do, is tell everyone about it. Has no-one heard the the fable of the goose that laid golden eggs?
Frankennietzsche, old friend, here you must use your powers as a barman extrodinaire to put the word out on this naif. Any time he asks for a free one, this incident should come back to bite him on the arse.

(Louisville, twenty years from now)
Him: I've tipped you well enough, how about a shot on the house?
Barstaff: Hell no! I've heard about you and your flapping gums!

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Palinka wrote:That ain't right.
You get free drinks, you keep your head down and your mouth shut (obviously after having said thank you). What you do not do, is tell everyone about it. Has no-one heard the the fable of the goose that laid golden eggs?
Frankennietzsche, old friend, here you must use your powers as a barman extrodinaire to put the word out on this naif. Any time he asks for a free one, this incident should come back to bite him on the arse.

(Louisville, twenty years from now)
Him: I've tipped you well enough, how about a shot on the house?
Barstaff: Hell no! I've heard about you and your flapping gums!

Let the punishment fit the crime!
I'm with palinka on this onnne
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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Discretion is definately the key word in these situations!!
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that guy's a jackass
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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:I bet the owner does that with his buddies.
We have a bar version of capt mike ( the prick ) davis.
Nah. I'm not faulting the owner on this. He could have fired me outright. He just gave me a good lashing, and said that I had to sort it out with my immediate superior. He even said that he'd rather not have heard about this. He takes care of us and looks the other way on so many occasions, so the occasional outburst is expected and endured. I fault the blabber and the friend's friend. One for being a meddler and the other for being an idiot.

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Frankennietzsche wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:I bet the owner does that with his buddies.
We have a bar version of capt mike ( the prick ) davis.
Nah. I'm not faulting the owner on this. He could have fired me outright. He just gave me a good lashing, and said that I had to sort it out with my immediate superior. He even said that he'd rather not have heard about this. He takes care of us and looks the other way on so many occasions, so the occasional outburst is expected and endured. I fault the blabber and the friend's friend. One for being a meddler and the other for being an idiot.
aye. we should kill him.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Frankennietzsche wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:I bet the owner does that with his buddies.
We have a bar version of capt mike ( the prick ) davis.
Nah. I'm not faulting the owner on this. He could have fired me outright. He just gave me a good lashing, and said that I had to sort it out with my immediate superior. He even said that he'd rather not have heard about this. He takes care of us and looks the other way on so many occasions, so the occasional outburst is expected and endured. I fault the blabber and the friend's friend. One for being a meddler and the other for being an idiot.
You're right. Fuck Capt. Blabber Mouth!
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You know, I'm madder at the meddler than the bragger. I know everyone runs their mouth from time to time, so...But I hate shits who have to get into other peoples business, just like gossips. (Well, everyone enjoys a bit of gossip, every now and again.) But Meddlers, I hate them.

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Frankennietzsche wrote:You know, I'm madder at the meddler than the bragger. I know everyone runs their mouth from time to time, so...But I hate shits who have to get into other peoples business, just like gossips. (Well, everyone enjoys a bit of gossip, every now and again.) But Meddlers, I hate them.
we can kill the meddler, too. ALL IN FAVOR SAY AYE!!!
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Set the rat traps!

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I'll bring the lanterns!!
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