Did I say buried? I meant married. Five day bachelor party and many dire warnings from the greatest minds of the bachelor community couldn't sway the man, so it may be serious.
Will post photos of Bacchanal ceremony as they become available. Four thousand dollars of booze consumed in less than four hours. Fully grown men reduced to violent tears and sentimental vomitting. Chaps and ladies still laying in their beds, begging for a quick painless deaths. For first time in eighty years, crows seen roosting in St. Michael's Tower.
Not quite human yet. Going back to bed with large volume of Tennyson and small volume of Chivas 18.
Congratulations Frank and Christa. Best of luck on your bender-moon.
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Dear heavens, Giles. You had me worried there.
Many congratulations, Mr and Mrs Rich. I look forward to hearing the tales of debauchery that will follow in the wake of your numerous Wedding Anniversary parties. The future may well be so hungover that we will all have to wear shades...
Gratulálok, jo barátok. Egészségedre!
Many congratulations, Mr and Mrs Rich. I look forward to hearing the tales of debauchery that will follow in the wake of your numerous Wedding Anniversary parties. The future may well be so hungover that we will all have to wear shades...
Gratulálok, jo barátok. Egészségedre!
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Frank and Christa: Breeding the next generation. I'll drink to that! :D
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Giles, all I have to say is: Married, buried, same difference.
Seriously, congratulations to our host and alco-overlord. Hope their honeymoon is just like the old tradition and loaded with mead (among other things)
If we feel so inclined, can we send wedding booze to him c/o the magazine?
Seriously, congratulations to our host and alco-overlord. Hope their honeymoon is just like the old tradition and loaded with mead (among other things)
If we feel so inclined, can we send wedding booze to him c/o the magazine?
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fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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Congrats, Frank and Christa. I raise a glass of Beam to ya! Hope it works out better than my two forays into matrimony. Of course, my mistake was marrying ladies who didn't like to drink. Much. Certainly not enough. I'm assuming Christa drinks plenty.
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Yeah, good work fine sir - congrats on all counts. If I had the cash, I'd get you guys a gift. Instead, I'll just do a shot for you. You are a lucky fellow I'm sure!
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