Where are the drunks at?

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Where are the drunks at?

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I only come on a few times a month. What happened? Someone start a new board and didn't tell me about it? Lucky, I've got your phone number, I'll call and pester you. You guys can run, but you can't hide!!!!!!!!!!!

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I've notice Oggar and Chelsea have be AWOL lately but most of us are still lurking in the shadows.
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Lurkers come out! This could be any old board on AOL. What happened to the silliness? The random thoughts? Drunks musing about life? Oh well, my nails are dry. C ya.

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Stoligirl, your NAILS ARE DRY? How were you typing with wet nails? Well, nevermind, I guess I'm just not feminine enough. I just looked at my own hands- I HAVE nails right now, they're getting long, which would explain all that clicking when I type. But as a bartender, I don't pay attention to them. I bet if I suddenly decided to take up nail biting i could get drunk right now....oh wait, I already am!

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StoliGirl wrote:...You guys can run, but you can't hide!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm still here. No hiding invoved, as I explained to TARTANSPECIAL only the other day.
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I'm still here. Work load a bit heavier these days. Humor level down. And besides, my new shipment of clown makeup has not arrived.
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I am here, and if you're looking for BAC levels, I am guzzling a Salvator Dopplebock as we speak. And there's plenny more booze in the other room!
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fdoosey wrote:I am here, and if you're looking for BAC levels, I am guzzling a Salvator Dopplebock as we speak. And there's plenny more booze in the other room!
"plenny more booze in the other room"! Good thing I am not a neighbor. I'm down to gin tonight. No tonic. Just gin.
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LuckyStrikes wrote:
fdoosey wrote:I am here, and if you're looking for BAC levels, I am guzzling a Salvator Dopplebock as we speak. And there's plenny more booze in the other room!
"plenny more booze in the other room"! Good thing I am not a neighbor. I'm down to gin tonight. No tonic. Just gin.
Sweetie, my liquor store is ALWAYS open for you...but the drive from Dixie is a bit much...oh well, a couple weeks and you're up this way...
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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Frank, that story never came up. yahoo mail. I'm crying in my gin here...
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LuckyStrikes wrote:Frank, that story never came up. yahoo mail. I'm crying in my gin here...
You referring to the email I just sent??? I think I f'd up the link. I'll resend.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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Post by Cam L Toe »

I'm here. Just got back from a 4 day weekend drinkin Red Eyes,Twisted Tea and champagne up on Lake Superior. Chelsea too! :)
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stephswill wrote:I'm here. Just got back from a 4 day weekend drinkin Red Eyes,Twisted Tea and champagne up on Lake Superior. Chelsea too! :)
Now that does sound like fun (apart from the whole being outdoors bit).
Good to have you back, stephwill.
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Post by Savage »

I'm here, after a short break to whine and snivel and have a small breakdown. Like Lucky says , humor level down; maybe it's planetary.
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Savage Swiller wrote:I'm here, after a short break to whine and snivel and have a small breakdown. Like Lucky says , humor level down; maybe it's planetary.
Actually, it's fall. Fall is cursed. Seriously - I'm not kidding. Sour moods and cascading catastrophes the world over.

As IntoxiChrist told me just last night, "Just put your head down and barrel your way through fall. You'll be alright."

Or something close to that.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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