all i've got is some rum. Mr Boston's at that. i'm about to go to the store (don't worry, i'm not driving). good mixers? good "drive-thru proof" booze to mix with it?
anyone? i know. a good drunk would drink it chilled, on the rocks. i've got a Texas fifth of it, and that doesn't sound so good, right now...
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"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink." -- Mark Twain.
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Drink, in a glass. Get drunk. Pass out. Repeat until dead.
Simple, yet effective.
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try gin and cranberry juice. I dunno if you can get the bitter, red juice where you are. We have it here. Mix it at a ratio of about 10000000 to 1. Just enough to tint the gin red. MMMMMM........
"this is... wait. This... its.. jesus... hold on... shit... ok, this is neither the time, nor the... the place for... uh... do you have a cigarette?"
besides selfishly bumping this up to keep my "virgin post", this happened just before one of my last absinthe deliveries -- before the US Customs Office informed me that i am no longer supposed to do that. i think. ugh. but oh, the fun i did have with the green fairy.
anyway, may your glass always be more full than your wallet and your drive home be a more of a walk.
peace.
anyway, may your glass always be more full than your wallet and your drive home be a more of a walk.
peace.
"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink." -- Mark Twain.
*GLUG* *GLUG* *GLUG*bella wrote:drink it as is..
can i have some?
let it be your's.
my only regret is that i have only one liver to give . . .
also, i regret not being able to go to the convention again. but the second time, i must say, can only be subconsciously intentional because i have no excuse for not saving up in one year. except the girlfriend thing. and the drinking. and the rising gas prices. and the ... uh ... Bush administration?
*WINK*
"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink." -- Mark Twain.
What?? Did you exceed the limit or is it no longer allowed?? :shock:martini wrote:besides selfishly bumping this up to keep my "virgin post", this happened just before one of my last absinthe deliveries -- before the US Customs Office informed me that i am no longer supposed to do that. i think. ugh. but oh, the fun i did have with the green fairy.
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he got lit up by customs, and got an 8 page letter to cease and decist ordering absinthe.stephswill wrote:What?? Did you exceed the limit or is it no longer allowed?? :shock:martini wrote:besides selfishly bumping this up to keep my "virgin post", this happened just before one of my last absinthe deliveries -- before the US Customs Office informed me that i am no longer supposed to do that. i think. ugh. but oh, the fun i did have with the green fairy.
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.
I blame the war on terror for my missing the convention. My domestic drinking duties are essential in keeping the terrorists at bay.martini wrote:*GLUG* *GLUG* *GLUG*bella wrote:drink it as is..
can i have some?
let it be your's.
my only regret is that i have only one liver to give . . .
also, i regret not being able to go to the convention again. but the second time, i must say, can only be subconsciously intentional because i have no excuse for not saving up in one year. except the girlfriend thing. and the drinking. and the rising gas prices. and the ... uh ... Bush administration?
*WINK*
domestic duties? like vacuuming? methinks i am too undrunk to understand ... but 5pm is quick to come upon us here in OH.bluefox wrote:I blame the war on terror for my missing the convention. My domestic drinking duties are essential in keeping the terrorists at bay.
"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink." -- Mark Twain.
No - my domestic drinking duties like drinking PBR and blatz.martini wrote:domestic duties? like vacuuming? methinks i am too undrunk to understand ... but 5pm is quick to come upon us here in OH.bluefox wrote:I blame the war on terror for my missing the convention. My domestic drinking duties are essential in keeping the terrorists at bay.
That is why the terrorists hate us. They hate our freedom to by cheap (and cheap tasting) beer.