Downing speed!!!

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 1:39 pm

speed of drinking?

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 2:02 pm

It's not the speed at which you drink, it's the style with which you drink it. I could care less how quickly someone can down a pint, as long as they're good company while they do.

If they buy me a few, that helps, too.

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 2:23 pm

I quit racing before I went to college. The only reason for a guzzle is Last Call - so you can squeeze another on in there.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 2:26 pm

That's when your tipping comes in handy, when you're still on the bartenders good side and can get her to let you buy three or four at once.

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 2:28 pm

God, I've never timed. And I never really chug pints anyways. The closest is Car Bombs. And I'd say I'm pretty quick with them. Normally 1st or 2nd among my mates. But its not a race anyways. Slow down and enjoy it. Unless of course its last call and you need to get in as many drinks as possible. The feel free to chug away my good friend.

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 3:19 pm

you know I think your right, by all my speed drinking I've seem to forgotten how to actually enjoy the taste of my alcohol. But where does the line between drinking for taste and drinking for effect begin and end?

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 3:52 pm

why, me hurry?

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 5:25 pm

The only time i really down a pint fast is when i come off a backshift. The staff in the Solid know to pour me two pints right away, 'cause they know the first one just slides down.

Drunk Badger · Post by **Drunk Badger** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 7:58 pm

The one time I find a need to chug a pint or 6 is before football games, specifically University of Wisonsin football games that start at 11am. You plan on starting around 8, but due to what you did to your body the night before, you might start at 8:30 or 9. You have to start walking to the stadium by around 10:30 or so, leaving roughly 1.5 - 2 hours of drinking. To get sufficiently prepared for the upcoming game, chugging may become your only option!
(games that start at 8pm however...) 8)

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 8:42 am

I downed some mighty quick last night - parking lot drinking is like that when the cops roll by every few minutes.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Wed Aug 06, 2003 8:45 am

i have a friend who downed a fifth of kamikaze at a bar in 3 seconds because i was trying to impress the waitress. that's a wingman for ya.

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 8:48 am

Drunk Badger wrote:specifically University of Wisonsin football games

Yea, that would make me drink as fast as possible too - just so I could pass out and save myself from the horror!!!

Hehe, just kidding!

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 1:00 pm

well I don't know if this is suitible, especially since everyone has probably drunk quite a bit already, but my mate had drunk quite a bit and then proceeded to puke into the pint glasses. He then set a challenge for us all, the person wjo would down his pint of puke would get his entire student loan.
Sadly we failed and I certainly wouldn't avise anyone to try.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 1:01 pm

stepheybaby wrote:well I don't know if this is suitible, especially since everyone has probably drunk quite a bit already, but my mate had drunk quite a bit and then proceeded to puke into the pint glasses. He then set a challenge for us all, the person wjo would down his pint of puke would get his entire student loan.
Sadly we failed and I certainly wouldn't avise anyone to try.

Argh! Blech!

zombiewoff · Post by **zombiewoff** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:37 pm

Talk about a Fear Factor event....

Downing speed!!!

How many sec's does a guy have to down a pint of ale in to gain respect?

Downing speed!!!

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