Good Toasts to share...

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:31 am

Last night, we were all attempting good toasts before each shot, however, we didn't come up with much that was worth it.

My favorite was, "To Mary Ellen Moffit, she broke my heart."

eh, some of you will get that, some won't. Anyhow, what are some of the best Toasts you have given?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:37 am

I'll be true, as long as you, but not a second after!

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:40 am

old favorite: Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it.

I have a friend who generally just says, "Generic Irish blessing!" because he hates all those sappy "may the road rise to greet you" pseudoIrish sayings people put up on their walls.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:43 am

My favorite Irish toast:

"To our wives and lovers. May they never meet."

Of course, "Buttocks Up!" suffices quite nicely.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:44 am

Hugh, I was thinking of going to the beach tomorrow...guess not.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 12:05 pm

Hugh, I like that one. I liked the shark too. I like them all.

bella · Post by **bella** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 12:07 pm

mine is on my sig..

To the nights I can't remember, with the friends i'll never forget!!

zombiewoff · Post by **zombiewoff** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 12:28 pm

For the guys, used to use this one a lot on the VFD.

Here's to heat
not the kind that brings down houses and shantys
but to the kind that brings down bra's and panties
Here's to heat

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 12:34 pm

I always liked "Shut Up and Drink!"

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 12:36 pm

"Shut Up and Drink"

Simple. Elegant. Honest.

But it still qualifies as a toast, as required by the Rules of Boozing.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:14 pm

Here's to loose shoes, tight pussy, and a warm place to take a shit!

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:17 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:Here's to loose shoes, tight pussy, and a warm place to take a shit!

Hear hear!

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:19 pm

"Are we talking or drinking?"

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:21 pm

Nobody TOLD ME THIS WAS FONT DAY

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:23 pm

Yeah, tomorrow is Beer Day!

Wait, EVERY day is Beer Day...