la fee verte'

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Aug 09, 2003 4:55 am

i was supposed to start last night on my golden adventure, but alas, i passed out very early (and on a friday night) due to the effects of a very severe hangover. but i woke up around 0400 and continued on my absinthe adventure.

i have ranted before about using things to kill the taste of alcohol and how i abhor such devices, but i have to admit, this absinthe king gold tastes like the foul side of a dirty asshole. i have, beginning several shots ago, gave up on the spectatucar rituals that go along with the green faerie, and just started shooting it. the rituals, designed to make aforementioned drink potable, only prolong the horrendous nature of such a great high, in the same manner of spreading your shrooms across a pizza only make you more nauteous in the end. after all, its the effect that's desired, not the flavor, correct? so why not get it over with in one quick, gut wrenching act. so, instead of thinning it with water, i just do shots and chase it with sugar water. i'm sure someone will condemn me for the irreverance, but then again, who is drinking the gold, and who is waiting for the hangover about to commence from the cheap beer consumed last night.

*pause while continuing my new drinking ritual*

will report back after more drinks and thought process has become even more deluded.

CrunchyPissCrystals · Sat Aug 09, 2003 10:26 am

I, for one, admire your irreverence.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Aug 09, 2003 1:59 pm

i've been drinking absinthe since about 4 this morning, but i'm drinking real slow for some reason. my hands are numb till right below the elbow, and my face won't stop pulsating (in a very hypmotic and comfortable manner), i feel so fucking happy to be alive, yet at the same time i just had a discernable conversation with me mom. normally she can tell me exactly how much i have drank and then bitches at me for it, but this time she was just really fucking confused. i'm going to try once more to pick up the pace so as to get all required effects of this fine czech liqor.

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:01 pm

what is a safe level of absinth to drink and approx what is the number of units per shot?

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:04 pm

i don't know. i've been taking some shortcuts though. just pouring a small amount of sugar water in the mouth and cahsing it with a good swallor of the absint

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:07 pm

Do yopu drink it socially or are you drinking it alone!? That's never a good sign!! And too much sugar and you may get a sugar high!!

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:11 pm

first, i am selfish... i only have 700 ml, i can't afford to share it. in about an hour though, i'm having dinner with a friend and his pregnant wife, so i will be sharing my buzz so to speak. second, without sugar, i don't think it is potable at all. it really tastes rather vile and digusting.

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:13 pm

Do they know your leathered?

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:15 pm

stepheybaby wrote:Do they know your leathered?

they will soon enough, won't they? actually i think they have just come to expect it. they are good friends, and she makes the best goddammed spaghetti sauce ever.

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:17 pm

mmm spaghetti sauce! will you be seeing it later missed with carrots and bile?

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:24 pm

i don't think so. my limited experience with the green faerie was pretty good, even though i drank 700 ml of 140 proof liquor, i felt surprisingly good the next day, like i said though, i'm a slow drinker with this stuff for some reason.

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:31 pm

Sorry what is the alcohol content..... could you repeat

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:36 pm

stepheybaby wrote:Sorry what is the alcohol content..... could you repeat

140 proof

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:38 pm

CAn you get Absinthe in america or did you import it?

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:47 pm

stepheybaby wrote:CAn you get Absinthe in america or did you import it?

http://www.absintshop.com

i order\ed my most recent bottle from here. it is really expensive but they have the 100mg/l shit and it is really entertaining. they were quick with the delivery and i am enjoying myself right now... so if you have the money, i say go for it, money is meant to be spent