You all should quit drinking and live healthier!!

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CrunchyPissCrystals
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You all should quit drinking and live healthier!!

Post by CrunchyPissCrystals » Sat Aug 09, 2003 10:57 pm

more for me!

Seriously though.

I bought a sixer of saranac today. i had seen it before and not tried it but thatnks to you drunkards i finally did. not too bad. sn is better though.

also bought a bottle of el jimador takillya. its ok but it pissed me off when I tried to open the fucker. the bottle has no thread (supposed to be corked) and the goddamn pourer that they fixed to the fucker was obviously defective. i held the bottle upside down and only got (literally) a drop. took about 10 minutes to get the thing off. now i cant close it. oh well, guess ill just have to finish it tonight. i contemplated smashing the top off, but i have a bit of a problem with drinking glass shards.
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Re: You all should quit drinking and live healthier!!

Post by Mad Scientist » Mon Aug 11, 2003 9:06 am

CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:i contemplated smashing the top off, but i have a bit of a problem with drinking glass shards.
More tequila marinated glass shards for the rest of us, then... :lol:
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Re: You all should quit drinking and live healthier!!

Post by scream ale » Mon Nov 19, 2018 5:54 pm

CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:
Sat Aug 09, 2003 10:57 pm
more for me!

Seriously though.

I bought a sixer of saranac today. i had seen it before and not tried it but thatnks to you drunkards i finally did. not too bad. sn is better though.

also bought a bottle of el jimador takillya. its ok but it pissed me off when I tried to open the fucker. the bottle has no thread (supposed to be corked) and the goddamn pourer that they fixed to the fucker was obviously defective. i held the bottle upside down and only got (literally) a drop. took about 10 minutes to get the thing off. now i cant close it. oh well, guess ill just have to finish it tonight. i contemplated smashing the top off, but i have a bit of a problem with drinking glass shards.
Saranac was the first fancy pants beer I ever tried that I liked. Black Forrest lager. Or something like that.
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