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drinking injuries...

Post by VodkaHero » Sun Aug 10, 2003 12:29 am

I woke up this morning with a sprained thumb, major bruises all over my arms and back and possibly a cracked rib. I had no idea what had happened, I remember nothing after the first half of the bottle of gin I had.

Turns out I got into a bit of a scrap with a buddy, I gave him a good shot right in the face. Wish I knew more details. Oops.
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Post by WmBurroughs » Sun Aug 10, 2003 11:50 am

i 've had that happen to me. Your pal doesn't remember what you gotinto a xscrap about either. those bruises of yours will heal. I like that about liquor, sometimes you lose a few hours. Like an outof body experience. Good to get away sometimes.
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL » Sun Aug 10, 2003 5:23 pm

To all drunks, a cautionary tale.
A wee while ago i was out for a few drinks, not a lot.
When i woke up the next morning i had a black eye and a 6 inch gash down my back. At the time i couldn't remember a thing :roll: but i realised i was taking zyban tablets to stop smoking, the lesson is do not take these tablets. They are evil, and you can't drink, while on them.
SOO drink, smoke and fuck it all :twisted:
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Aug 10, 2003 5:26 pm

I noticed this post this morning. I thought I should reply.
Still typing...
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL » Sun Aug 10, 2003 5:28 pm

Palinka wrote:I noticed this post this morning. I thought I should reply.
Still typing...
My god, for the bulletproof, one not to have a quick answer :?
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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Post by TARTANSPECIAL » Sun Aug 10, 2003 5:32 pm

If anyone is paying attention :roll: you will notice the drunker i get, the worse my punctuation is :oops:
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Aug 10, 2003 5:36 pm

If I have to explain to one more person how to use a semi-colon, I swear that some bar-owner will have a very happy day.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Aug 10, 2003 7:36 pm

Still typing...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Aug 10, 2003 10:02 pm

Still typing...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Post by VodkaHero » Sun Aug 10, 2003 10:24 pm

I agree, drugs suck. I'm on antibiotics, can't drink for 10 days. :(
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Post by Circling over Shannon » Sun Aug 10, 2003 11:53 pm

One of the first (and last) Fraternity parties I went to, choking down a couple of these god awful margaritas they were serving I headed for the beer to get the sappy taste out of my mouth (I was I suppose a bit mangled and I tend to get pushy when drunk) So I'm going down these stairs and I remember it being so crowded. Anyways I fell down that stairs but that didn't stop me from getting my beer (I didn't feel a thing...till the next day) I wake up the next morning and my arse and lower back were like turning purple it was the biggest bruise I think I've ever had. I think I might have broken my cox.
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Post by Debaser » Sun Aug 10, 2003 11:57 pm

Um... unless you're on a rowing team... maybe your coccyx?

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Post by Circling over Shannon » Mon Aug 11, 2003 12:48 am

:roll: Thanks for the correction. No I wasn't referring to a coxswain, and I think that most half-undrunk people got my point. Do you like cruise the modern DRUNKARD chat boards for grammar and spelling errors?
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Mon Aug 11, 2003 1:21 am

Circling over Shannon wrote:... Do you like cruise the modern DRUNKARD chat boards for grammar and spelling errors?...
Yes.
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Post by bella » Mon Aug 11, 2003 6:43 am

When I first started my training to be a drunkard... I once walked of a 10 foot wall, I swear it came out of no where, now i have a 6 inch plate and 4 screws in my leg.. All in the name of drunk!
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