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Re: drinking injuries...

Post by givemesomepils » Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:57 am

oettinger wrote:Did your cats survive the wreckage GMSP?
yeah they made it, that night i did run off a lot of people from my house though; which has been a lot more peaceful the last couple days. I just hope they stay gone for a while.
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Re: drinking injuries...

Post by oettinger » Fri Oct 16, 2015 11:07 am

givemesomepils wrote:
oettinger wrote:Did your cats survive the wreckage GMSP?
yeah they made it, that night i did run off a lot of people from my house though; which has been a lot more peaceful the last couple days. I just hope they stay gone for a while.
That`s the way I feel every time Irma "madame chaos" leaves. Silentio!
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Re: drinking injuries...

Post by Mr. Viking » Thu Nov 19, 2015 3:47 am

this morning I can't straighten my leg. GOd knows why
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Post by givemesomepils » Thu Nov 19, 2015 6:38 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:this morning I can't straighten my leg. God knows why
i know this all to well that has happened to one of my ankles before on two separate occasion, maybe more; while I was blacked out. could not for the life of me could I recall what happened to cause it.
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Re: drinking injuries...

Post by oettinger » Fri Nov 20, 2015 11:26 am

After work today my wrist hurts for whatever reason. My joints hurt from time to time and I hate it because often you can`t figure out why. A bone brakes, a stomach is upset from bad food but joints just do stupid stuff sometimes
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Post by givemesomepils » Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:01 pm

oettinger wrote:After work today my wrist hurts for whatever reason.
ah, i see you've been beating your meat to much.
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Post by mistah willies » Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:42 pm

givemesomepils wrote:
oettinger wrote:After work today my wrist hurts for whatever reason.
ah, i see you've been beating your meat to much.

That's nasty

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Post by givemesomepils » Sat Nov 21, 2015 2:20 am

mistah willies wrote:
givemesomepils wrote:
oettinger wrote:After work today my wrist hurts for whatever reason.
ah, i see you've been beating your meat to much.

That's nasty
jebus chrisus sorry for upsetting you :P
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Re: drinking injuries...

Post by oettinger » Sat Nov 21, 2015 8:48 am

Now my ankle hurts, go figure
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Re: drinking injuries...

Post by Patchez » Sat Nov 21, 2015 9:11 pm

oettinger wrote:Now my ankle hurts, go figure
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Post by TheDrunkardAnglo » Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:47 pm

I don't get too badly hurt. A few knocks, scratches and bumps. Worst I ever had were the bruises on my arms when I was arrested and then restrained at the drunk tank in Poland. Sometimes I damage clothing which is a giant pain in the arse. My favourite shirt has a massive hole at the elbow. Oh the Humanity! Oh Dionysus why do you curse us? Injuries make for great stories, but clothing. No one wants to hear about that time when you ripped a whole in your shirt by using a wire fence for support.

Now lets get back to this drunkard ankle masturbation injury before I start tragically weeping into my glass.
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Re: drinking injuries...

Post by oettinger » Fri Nov 27, 2015 10:42 am

Herman wrote:I don't get too badly hurt. A few knocks, scratches and bumps. Worst I ever had were the bruises on my arms when I was arrested and then restrained at the drunk tank in Poland. Sometimes I damage clothing which is a giant pain in the arse. My favourite shirt has a massive hole at the elbow. Oh the Humanity! Oh Dionysus why do you curse us? Injuries make for great stories, but clothing. No one wants to hear about that time when you ripped a whole in your shirt by using a wire fence for support.

Now lets get back to this drunkard ankle masturbation injury before I start tragically weeping into my glass.
Cigarette burns in my fav clothing is unnecessary and happens much too often
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Post by TheDrunkardAnglo » Sat Nov 28, 2015 4:57 pm

oettinger wrote:Cigarette burns in my fav clothing is unnecessary and happens much too often
I know your pain good sir.
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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Nov 29, 2015 3:20 am

In a bar full of drunks I lit my cigarette with a cheap ass give away cracklighter. Just threw the lighter in my shirt pocket and in a bit I smelled something. Cheap ass lighter didn't go out, lit me aflame, before I could get it out burned off my nipple and armpit hairs on my left side, along with ruining one of my favorite shirts . It was a cool shirt.
I was in a band at the time, we had just gotten off stage, some people thought it was part of the show and applauded.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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