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Post by Hugh Janblack »

I think it is all crap. If you have to add shit to a premixed drink, why not just mix a damn drink in the first place?

The Zima's and Smirnoff Ices of the world are fine and dandy - IF you are a college sorority girl! No reason any respectable drinker would go down that path.
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

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Hugh Janblack wrote:I think it is all crap. If you have to add shit to a premixed drink, why not just mix a damn drink in the first place?

The Zima's and Smirnoff Ices of the world are fine and dandy - IF you are a college sorority girl! No reason any respectable drinker would go down that path.
When it gets to the wee small hours and the beer and vodka are running out. You have a choice, finish what you've got and go to bed or make it last longer by mixing what you've got with your wife's drinks and get drunker :twisted:
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It's true. There's a certain point in the night where my only question is "Is there alcohol in it?"
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barcalounge wrote:It's true. There's a certain point in the night where my only question is "Is there alcohol in it?"
I agree. If that is all that is left, the bars are closed, I'm drinking it.
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Hugh Janblack wrote:I think it is all crap. If you have to add shit to a premixed drink, why not just mix a damn drink in the first place?

The Zima's and Smirnoff Ices of the world are fine and dandy - IF you are a college sorority girl! No reason any respectable drinker would go down that path.
What if you wanna be a college sorority girl?

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LuckyStrikes wrote:
barcalounge wrote:It's true. There's a certain point in the night where my only question is "Is there alcohol in it?"
I agree. If that is all that is left, the bars are closed, I'm drinking it.
Well OBVIOUSLY if there were no choice you would have to drink it. That is like putting Joe 12 on an island and only offering him chicken instead of his steak. Fucking steakaholic.
What if you wanna be a college sorority girl?
Then give me a call next time you are in town tiger!! Hehehe.
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Steak good
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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I don't think I could shave close enough to convince anybody I was a sorority girl.

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Frankennietzsche wrote:I don't think I could shave close enough to convince anybody I was a sorority girl.
But oddly you still wear the plaid skirts. No, wait, that is Catholic school girl - sorry.
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Frankennietzsche wrote:I don't think I could shave close enough to convince anybody I was a sorority girl.
I'll wax you.
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LuckyStrikes wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:I don't think I could shave close enough to convince anybody I was a sorority girl.
I'll wax you.
I think that would send me into shock!!

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Post by rocko »

Yech. I'd rather drink rubbing alcohol.
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you can kill him for his shoes,
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And what's wrong with rubbing alcohol?
Get the right mixer...
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LuckyStrikes wrote:Steak good
Bloody steak better :P
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:Steak good
Bloody steak better :P
Just run mine through the fire...
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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