Drinking Skills You Have Perfected

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Drinking Skills You Have Perfected

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My personal favorite is drinking two at a time. I've got 2 versions, one with bottles (splitting the difference) and one with keg glasses (the falls). As a bonus "trick" or "stunt" drinking often attracts free drinks for some reason.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

My particular talent is bleeding and drinking.
If I have a good head wound I can even manage bleeding into the glass while I'm drinking from it. It doesnae bother me. A few others have said that it's disgusting. But what the fuck, I get to finish their drinks...
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Post by Frankennietzsche »

Two bottles at once, same hand. Not much of a magic show but it works.

That, and the stagger, of course.

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

sometimes i fall down. its usually pretty funny
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I've fallen into my apartment before.

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my only skill is the ability to eat amazingly hot food, then be sicker than the average lepper.
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.

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Post by UnkleLemmy »

I always manage to light myself on fire when drinking flaming drinks. Does that count?
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I have the uncanny skill of saying the most un-tactful things in the world. Like commenting on very personal things to someone sitting next to me that I neither know nor have spoken to.
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Post by Combat Rock »

Bout the only skill I can think of is making two packs of smokes disappear in one night.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
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I can make cigarettes and an amazing number of drinks disappear! In one night!!
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Post by thirsty4beer »

the forward roll with full pint intact.

but then, thats just a beer hand.right?

looking like i'm not trying not to throw up :evil:
mine's a pint

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Picking up the most beautiful men and thinking they are sent to me from god.. (till the morning)
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Going out for a beer and loosing memory.

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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

One for the frog wrote:Going out for a beer and loosing memory.
Frightening tourists.
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Post by One for the Frog »

Palinka wrote:
One for the frog wrote:Going out for a beer and loosing memory.
Frightening tourists.
Especially Germans

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