Drinking Skills You Have Perfected

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 6:16 pm

Do not attempt to adjust your set. I control the vertical. I control the horizontal. My stupid human trick while drinking is to control the world. You will do as I say. Further instructions to follow.

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 7:06 pm

I <3 NY

:x Hey that was for the three words thread. Just as well, I want to earn my bottles the hard way! 8)

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 7:57 am

Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:I want to earn my bottles the hard way! 8)

Exactly why the 3 word abuse thread should just go away.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 9:29 am

Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:I <3 NY

:x Hey that was for the three words thread. Just as well, I want to earn my bottles the hard way! 8)

I just want to drink hard. Hard liquor. In big bottles.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 9:40 am

In three gulps.

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 12:27 pm

very good lucky

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 12:33 pm

Thank you Thirsty....burp

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 1:15 am

Having 7 pints without standing up, not even for a short urinating. (And not doing it while sitting, either).
This Tuesday's record of mine.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 3:15 am

One for the frog wrote:Having 7 pints without standing up, not even for a short urinating. (And not doing it while sitting, either).
This Tuesday's record of mine.

Froggie, it's good to meet your goals. Now do it standing on your head.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 3:16 am

And whilst singing Johnny Mathis songs.

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 3:37 am

I don't know that artist, but send me one of his products and I will try.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 3:52 am

Johnny Mathis is about a hundred years old, I think. He used to record on those things called 78's, and 33's My father used to bring his beer into his den and play them on weekends. I have fond memories of the music of the olden days. Every once in a while I shelve the classical, jazz, and weird for a trip down memory lane. (ack! cliched phrase!)

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 4:34 am

Wow.
http://www.vh1.com/artists/az/mathis_jo ... lbum.jhtml

I don't know.... Will try.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 4:41 am

Ohummmmmm Frog. I've gone all quivery.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 4:42 am

BTW, is your avatar wearing eyeliner?