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LuckyStrikes
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Here Comes the Bride!

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http://www.wtnh.com/Global/story.asp?S= ... v=0RdeHWad
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Post by Hugh Janblack »

HAHAHAHHAHAA. Classic.
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

What a beautiful story... <sniff> I'm welling up. I think I'd better have a drink.
Adrienne Samen sounds like our sort of firecracker.
One of you canucks out there, find her number, give her a call and persude her to register.
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Hugh Janblack
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Post by Hugh Janblack »

Remember, Giles had to boot the last canuck. Maybe there is a pattern of drunken violence in the great white north?
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Post by UnkleLemmy »

Is this gonna be a preview of our wedding night?

I can only hope so.
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

If we're lucky Unkle, if we're lucky.....
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TARTANSPECIAL
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

Sounds like my kind of wedding :twisted:
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

EU Directive 1493/2003 Subsection 42A - All weddings held within the borders of the European Union must have at least one drunken Scotsman in attendance.
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Post by Oggar »

THat sounds better than any wedding I've ever been to. I think the best part is the wedding guests stealing bottles after last call
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

Where do i get the application form :?:
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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Where do i get the application form :?:
Your local.
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

I shall apply tonight :twisted:
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LuckyStrikes
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

I don't think the original url is working, but here's another report

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/ ... 9616c.html
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Post by thirsty4beer »

wasnt THAT a party!!
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Damn, you think she's seeing anybody?
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