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thirsty4beer wrote:i have heard of but haven'y seen the show.i assume there was no alcohol?
I understand why you haven't but I just can't imagine someone having not seen Gilligans Island. I guess it's a U.S.A. thing. I grew up on the shit.

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LuckyStrikes wrote:
thirsty4beer wrote:i have heard of but haven'y seen the show.i assume there was no alcohol?
The captain was a boozer. He had a stash somewhere.
The profesor brewed alcohol out of coconuts. It was the least the son of a bitch could do for not fixing the boat.
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I remember watching this and laughing at the madcap antics of Gilligan and the skipper. Then, I watched it not too long ago and thought the funniest thing about the show was Mr. & Mrs. Howel. They should of had their own show.

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My brother loved that show, so I asked him. No, the professor and Gilligan never "did it" What the hell kind of question is that. Everyone knows that Gilligan was the Skipper's bitch. BTW, I knew a guy who had quite a thing for Mrs. Howell. One night he got really drunk and graphically described the things he would like to do to her. We were always a tad uneasy around him afterward.
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At age 15 or so a buddy and me got a hold of some red bud. We toked it up and watched that show and I about pissed my pants. It was the funniest damn thing I had ever seen. We had to turn it off.

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My husband had the hots for Mary Ann. She was in the paper the other day--a little old lady selling a line of housecoats for elderly women.
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Mr Howel was the best. One episode, he found out that he had forgotten his sword cane, and had instead, brought his tippling stick. So, he took a nip.

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I don't know about the Skipper but the Howel's were definitely drunks. I'm convinced they were constantly loaded they always seemed to have a drink in hand at any rate.
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They had to have a source of booze on the island. There's no way seven people could be stuck on an island for that long and not go completely insane. At least I know I couldn't.

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I just made myself a koolaid pitcher sized whiskey coke... I think I will get wasted tonight.
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Oggar wrote:I just made myself a koolaid pitcher sized whiskey coke... I think I will get wasted tonight.
If you actually made it in the "Hey, Kool-aid!" pitcher, then I doff my hat to you sir!

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That would have been cool but I haven't seen one of those since I ws like 8.
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Oggar wrote:That would have been cool but I haven't seen one of those since I ws like 8.
I've actually have one. I think I shall fill it with beer.

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Fine you do that I'm going to the bar and I'm gonna make them do the same for me... except when I get blasted i won't be tempted to smash through a wall and yell "Hey Koolaid..." Alright maybe I will be but it won't make as much sense to bystanders.
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