Alcoholic test

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 9:52 am

Her is a link to an "Are you an Alcoholic test". Its much better than AA's since it at least admits that being an Alcoholic is a good thing. Still, the test is highly flawed. I rank as an amateur and "You've got some fight, but you still can't scrap with the big dogs." Just cause I'm smart enough to not get into cra accidents or get arrested it feels I'm not talented enough. For shame. Still, its fun.

http://www.suavalicious.com/test_sat.htm

dasbeaver · Post by **dasbeaver** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 9:56 am

Professional - Any attempt at outdrinking you is an effort in futility.

Honestly though, a lot of that stuff was done while in my late teens and early 20's

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:00 am

me too. I'm a pro. but I knew it already.

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:02 am

i got novice :)

CrunchyPissCrystals · Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:07 am

122 - hall of famer. and i was honest. dont know if i should be ashamed or proud. fuck it pass me that bottle.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:08 am

100 points. Hall of Famer, apparently.
I don't know why. It seems like a perfectly average lifestyle to me...

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:13 am

I just checked it again and I moved up from amateur to novice. Must have become a better drubk in the past 15 minutes. Still though, a lot of the questions are ridiculous. How does crashing a car or getting arrested make you abetter drunk? And passing out and getting written on? If your the first person passing out then you sure as hell don't deserve to be a hall of famer!

CrunchyPissCrystals · Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:16 am

UnkleLemmy wrote:I just checked it again and I moved up from amateur to novice. Must have become a better drubk in the past 15 minutes. Still though, a lot of the questions are ridiculous. How does crashing a car or getting arrested make you abetter drunk? And passing out and getting written on? If your the first person passing out then you sure as hell don't deserve to be a hall of famer!

agreed, getting written on does not make you a good drunk. i like the one about crashing some one elses car though, pretty funny stuff.

SeeNoEvil · Post by **SeeNoEvil** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:17 am

90 points. Hall of Famer.

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:57 am

77 - Any attempt at outdrinking you is an effort in futility.

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Badman · Post by **Badman** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:26 am

80- All-star, but I think anyone who has spent a few years in the Lehigh Valley can't help but at least be an all-star.

bella · Post by **bella** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:43 am

Badman wrote:80- All-star, but I think anyone who has spent a few years in the Lehigh Valley can't help but at least be an all-star.

Lehigh Valley as in? NEPA?

bella · Post by **bella** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:46 am

All Star...Your liver is more fierce than a coked-up Mike Tyson.

Did anyone check out the wall of shame pics on there?

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:02 pm

Got a 91. I'm apparently not a good alcoholic cuz I don't know how to drive.

I figured by the time I was 17 that if I ever got a license I'd be dead before I hit 21 so I've never had one.

Who would've thought that that was holding me back.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:03 pm

I'm a Pro. And as a pro, I agree that crashing cars or being so pitiful as to pass out where people can write on you does nothing toward making you a better alcoholic. But the people who put that together seemed to be of the frat variety.