Will act (poorly) for beer

Burn The Plows · Post by **Burn The Plows** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 5:45 pm

FREE BEER FOR STARS
World Entertainment News Network

Party-loving Hollywood stars JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, ESTELLA WARREN and ASHTON KUTCHER are being turned into beer junkies thanks to MILLER LITE.

The beer company has spotted the celebrities drinking Miller products at parties, and bosses there are
thanking them for their patronage with free booze.

The stars on Miller Brewing Company's M-LIST will receive 10 free cases of Miller brand booze every month for the next year a value of $62,500.

Like these losers need free beer. Miller should do something for us average folks. I personally don't like Miller products, but if I got 10 free cases a month, I would learn. Most likely after the 1st case.

CrunchyPissCrystals · Post by **CrunchyPissCrystals** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:41 pm

or during the first case.

I would be happy to recieve one free case of milwakee's beast. dammit.

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:43 pm

So that explains it! I don't know if you've seen "Jackass: the movie" but in one seen the doing some stunts in thier hotel room and there fucking High Life bottles all over the place. I just assumed it was thier favorite. Then again, free beer is always my favorite. :)

Post by **Oggar** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 8:12 pm

Screw it I'd sell the crap and buy good booze with that $$$.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 8:24 pm

Oggar wrote:Screw it I'd sell the crap and buy good booze with that $$$.

I'm with you Oggar. That cheap shit will cheapen you.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 9:19 pm

10 cases a month...Hmmmm... that equals enough for ME!

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 9:33 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:10 cases a month...Hmmmm... that equals enough for ME!

I don't know. After all that's only 240 beers. Less than 10 per day. I think you'd have to find a similar agreement with a distillery, as well...

tperk · Post by **tperk** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 3:25 am

Why doesn't some beer company "spot" me drinking a shitload of beers every night? They're obviously looking in the wrong places. As stated earlier, they are the last people that need 10 free cases of booze a month.

jerryg · Post by **jerryg** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:05 am

Money well spent...NOT. Like I'm going to go out and start swilling MGD beacuase Johnny Knoxville and Ashton Kutscher drtink it.