Welcome to sweden, MADD!

zin · Post by **zin** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 2:03 am

Alright, MADD finally started up in sweden :)
We are no longer safe from their ramblings

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 3:26 am

I don't understand your joy.
You really should kill the seeds now, this is your last chance, or they will be sprawl around whole Sweden like cockroaches. First Scandinavia, then they infiltrate the whole old continent!
I beg you, this cannot happen!

Post by **Oggar** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 4:32 am

Truly a darkness descends on your land...

zin · Post by **zin** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 4:48 am

I will not give up without a fight.
As the start of my protest I will get hammered tonight and make up a devious scheme to put them out of business.
Which I have forgotten by tomorrow, but none the less!

Post by **Oggar** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 5:09 am

Write your plan down on bar napkins and save them. I have a firm belief that all the world's problems have actually been solved but those solutions were lost due to poor bar napkin care.

zin · Post by **zin** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:09 am

Hm yeah I think you're on to something here, I have a camera in my new cellphone aswell so I could take snapshots of gestures describing the plan! I have a feeling, however, that the images will mostly be of the floor, glasses with beverages, the fairer sex and blurry nonsense :)

joesixpack · Post by **joesixpack** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:29 pm

Just call them nazis, and say how the stupid Americans had prohibition and it didn't work. Europe seems to be fairly anti right wing and anti american (yes, I know, nazis were "National Socialists")

But from what I understand, Scandinavia has fairly backwards liquor laws. I think Keth Floyd was doing a cooking show in one of your neighbours, Norway, and he pointed out how shit it was and there was a movement elsewhere to clamp down on drinking, while taxing the drunkard up to the eyeballs. (And this was already the case).

On the other hand, Australian doctors have made it into my list of enemies, for their proposal to jack up liquor prices by 20%, in order to attempt to cut down on drinking.

Ahh, that cheap political line, "won't somebody please think of the children?", hwo can a politician associate themselves with murdering children, and leaving their drunken little bodies to die in the gutter!

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:46 pm

Stupid Americans? Ouch ouch, that smarts! But sadly true, I think. We have so many puritanical laws, and a system of government that makes states and counties and cities able to pass laws contrary to those of the nation. Foreign visitors must be confused!

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:56 pm

I know I am confused. I live in Alabammy. And our chief lawmaker, head of the state supreme court, is disobeying the law. I am truly confused. Maybe if I drink enough I'll understand it.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 8:35 am

zin wrote:Alright, MADD finally started up in sweden :)
We are no longer safe from their ramblings

"Fuck 'em!
Fuck 'em in the ear!
If they don't like that, fuck 'em in the other ear!"

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 2:36 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:I know I am confused. I live in Alabammy. And our chief lawmaker, head of the state supreme court, is disobeying the law. I am truly confused. Maybe if I drink enough I'll understand it.

It's just George Wallace in a black robe, think of it that way and it should help.

Welcome to sweden, MADD!

Welcome to sweden, MADD!

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