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MORRISON
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Will Drink For Science

Post by MORRISON »

Strictly in the name of science I'm here to offer myself as a lab rat for the effects of alcohol on a body over the next 30 years. I only need my house paid for and my bills covered and an endless supply of booze. Now I'm just gonna sit back and watch the offers start rolling in.

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jerryg
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Post by jerryg »

When they test stuff on Lab rats don't they usually make them ingest obscene amount of whatever they're testing. Like if a person would normally use x amount of someting they give the rat like 8 times that every day until it dies or something??

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Post by LuckyStrikes »

Good luck Morrision.

Right now, I am having serious cravings for Chinese food, I want shrimp sauteed in homemade sesame sauce, or coated jumbo shrimp in mandarin ginger sauce or a wonton in spicy light peanut sauce. Hot and spicy chinese baby eggplant in garlic sauce sound good too. I have to have a fried rice dish, pineapple curry fried rice garnished w/ shrimp & cashew nuts.

I'd wash it all down with a few cold beers.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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