The ALCOLATOR

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 5:46 pm

Oops, I'm dumb. 7 days in a week. I was thinking five.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:53 pm

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Alchohol good, doctors bad, easy quote :twisted:

I beg your fucking pardon...?!?

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:00 pm

"...when people were drunk they always tried to impersonate drunkards,
and the drunker they were the more they overacted."
Boris Pasternak
Doctor Zhivago

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:06 pm

That is beautiful.

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:08 pm

:x I don't like this Alcolator. It told me I am getting fat, which is not true/. :x i am getting drunk. Why don't they make a foodolator instead?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:12 pm

I refuse to do it. I hate measurements. I want it all. Dammit.

moriarty · Post by **moriarty** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:13 pm

Well, I got 320 big, bad units! I spent three days in Vegas though, so I imagine my norm is about 200. Can you burn the candle from both ends AND the middle?

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:46 pm

Yeah, this was an uncannily work-oriented week for me. At least I got to feature a Palinka hat in my full page ad! :D

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:51 pm

Fuck that. I scored a "You Are An Alcoholic And We Are Reporting You To Your Local Anti-Alcohol Unit!" And I've been ill this week! Fuck'em I demand another week so I can try for a proper score.
The bastards.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:54 pm

Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:Yeah, this was an uncannily work-oriented week for me. At least I got to feature a Palinka hat in my full page ad! :D

Please send a link...

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 11:11 am

http://www.rakemag.com/

Actually the banner came up the first time I clicked... just click around, you'll see it eventually. The ad is even better! It depicts a dame throwing the hat in the air.