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get them in while you can folks cause were all gonna die
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/030902/325/e7cko.html

well thatll give me 11 years
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Bah! It's only a 1 in 909,000 chance...Care to put a bottle of Jack on it? I say we blow ourselves up before then. In which case, you and I are splitting the hooch.
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My liver will have strangled me to death in my sleep well before then.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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The sky is falling!! The sky is falling!!
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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I remember one of those asteroid movies in which the rock hit the middle of the ocean causing massive tidal waves. Pretty cool special effects. They were high enough to topple the statue of liberty...there was a point to this post, but...Oh yeah, people were panicing and running from these massive waves. I thought, why run. I'd be standing in the middle of the street with a bottle of whiskey.

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...or two... Cases
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.

Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard

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fdoosey wrote:Bah! It's only a 1 in 909,000 chance...Care to put a bottle of Jack on it? I say we blow ourselves up before then. In which case, you and I are splitting the hooch.
if its all goin down i will live at the liquor store for a week or so
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Frankennietzsche,
I thought the US already nuked Louisville following that zombie attack in the mid-eighties?

Sorry for the Return of the Living Dead reference but I couldn't help myself. :twisted:
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SeeNoEvil wrote:Frankennietzsche,
I thought the US already nuked Louisville following that zombie attack in the mid-eighties?

Sorry for the Return of the Living Dead reference but I couldn't help myself. :twisted:
They didn't even use a real shot of the skyline. Also there's no cemetary on Central, that's where my grandfather used to live.

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Your grandfather used to live at the cemetary? Cool....
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