Haiku

Jimmy&Guinney · Post by **Jimmy&Guinney** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 2:09 am

Booze is man's best friend
It gives us enlightenment
And a hangover

IntoxiChrist · Post by **IntoxiChrist** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 2:15 am

Beautiful haiku
I can't think of anything
The bottle prevails

drinklikerichardburton · Thu Sep 04, 2003 5:08 am

Cherry blossoms fall;
I could ferment them in a
barrell and make booze ...

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 5:20 am

Welcome back, old friend!
Drinklikerichardburton is
Once again with us.

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Now for the drinking related one:
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Noble hops and grain -
Give us slow yet wise Judgment
I'll have one more pint.

bella · Post by **bella** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 7:27 am

Drinking with my buds
Is something I like to do
Whenever I can!

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 8:45 am

Another morning
Still hungover and alone
I need a hug, man

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 8:49 am

The Jug giveth
And the Jug taketh away:
The Circle of Drunk.

SeeNoEvil · Post by **SeeNoEvil** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 8:58 am

where the hell am I?
my bed, how did I get here
and where are my pants?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 9:04 am

I did not drink Wednesday
I will drink lots of vodka tonight
Late for work on Friday

Mad Scientist · Post by **Mad Scientist** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 9:25 am

LuckyStrikes wrote:I did not drink Wednesday
I will drink lots of vodka tonight
Late for work on Friday

Someone has posted
Too much in three word subject
Forgot syllables.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 9:38 am

Old fart can't drink much
He ain't heavy--wait, he is
Drag him to bed--ouch

Who drank all the Jack?
I'm quite sure it wasn't me
Find thief and kick him

Once again I wake
In the world under my desk
How did I get here?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 10:32 am

Mad Scientist wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:I did not drink Wednesday
I will drink lots of vodka tonight
Late for work on Friday
Someone has posted
Too much in three word subject
Forgot syllables.

Hahahaha. I blame it on the lack of drink....

Cam L Toe · Post by **Cam L Toe** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 10:43 am

Beer is my savior
The cider she calls to me
Must take my chasers.

Mad Scientist · Post by **Mad Scientist** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 10:50 am

LuckyStrikes wrote: Hahahaha. I blame it on the lack of drink....

Sounds about right to me... the question is, what are you gonna do about it? If you're not part of the solution...

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 10:59 am

OK, I'll post truly the worlds best ever haiku:

Beer, Gin, Wine and Shots.
Vodka, Spiced Rum and Whisky
Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer

Thank you very much