So sad I almost cried

[SeeNoEvil]

I apologize for paraphrasing DPAW on such a sad topic but here goes...

I was at the local liquor super store (Woodman's) buying beer and a bottle of Jack which is usually my Friday routine to celebrate the opening of the weekend. I was in the rum and vodka aisle browsing for my next conquest when I heard someone yell "holy shit!!" followed by the sound of breaking glass. Of course I had to go check out what happened. Apparently this guy had picked up a case of Newcastle to put in his cart when the bottem of the case gave way and the sixers came crashing to the floor. I don't think more than five or six beers survived the fall. The horror of the sight nearly brought tears to my eyes. A sad day, I may have nightmares over the incident. Anyone have a number for a good therapist?

Again to DPAW my apologies, and to the rest of you wonderful drunkards I hope this wasn't a buzzkill.

[IntoxiChrist]

I know a few damned good therapists, yeah. You can find them all back at that liquor store.

[SeeNoEvil]

You know, that's not far from the truth. I've been involved in several fine conversations at liquor stores, bars, etc. Some of these people I would listen to over a therapist any day. Our friend alcohol brings out the philosopher in all of us. I just wish I could follow or even remember some of the advice I've given to friends while drunk. I've heard it's quite good.

[Generic Jug]

I think he was referring to Dr. Cuervo, Captain Morgan (certified psychiatrist, yarrrr), etc.

[IntoxiChrist]

The Jug has it. If you're looking for bipedal psychophilosophers, accost random old men at the bar.

[deadpuppiesandwhores]

I apologize for paraphrasing DPAW on such a sad topic but here goes...

I was at the local liquor super store (Woodman's) buying beer and a bottle of Jack which is usually my Friday routine to celebrate the opening of the weekend. I was in the rum and vodka aisle browsing for my next conquest when I heard someone yell "holy shit!!" followed by the sound of breaking glass. Of course I had to go check out what happened. Apparently this guy had picked up a case of Newcastle to put in his cart when the bottem of the case gave way and the sixers came crashing to the floor. I don't think more than five or six beers survived the fall. The horror of the sight nearly brought tears to my eyes. A sad day, I may have nightmares over the incident. Anyone have a number for a good therapist?

Again to DPAW my apologies, and to the rest of you wonderful drunkards I hope this wasn't a buzzkill.

i dropped a bottle of bombay in the liquor store a few months ago. i felt like crying until i saw everyone staring at me, so i looked at friend and said rather loudly, "what are you doing? lick it up before it goes to wadste." everyone laughed, i didn't have to pay.

[LuckyStrikes]

I apologize for paraphrasing DPAW on such a sad topic but here goes...

I was at the local liquor super store (Woodman's) buying beer and a bottle of Jack which is usually my Friday routine to celebrate the opening of the weekend. I was in the rum and vodka aisle browsing for my next conquest when I heard someone yell "holy shit!!" followed by the sound of breaking glass. Of course I had to go check out what happened. Apparently this guy had picked up a case of Newcastle to put in his cart when the bottem of the case gave way and the sixers came crashing to the floor. I don't think more than five or six beers survived the fall. The horror of the sight nearly brought tears to my eyes. A sad day, I may have nightmares over the incident. Anyone have a number for a good therapist?

Again to DPAW my apologies, and to the rest of you wonderful drunkards I hope this wasn't a buzzkill.

i dropped a bottle of bombay in the liquor store a few months ago. i felt like crying until i saw everyone staring at me, so i looked at friend and said rather loudly, "what are you doing? lick it up before it goes to wadste." everyone laughed, i didn't have to pay.

You killed Victoria? Or did she commit suicide at the idea of going home with the likes of you? She was rather, prude you know. Except around John Brown. Then she let her bloomers fly.

[sum of all beers]

I apologize for paraphrasing DPAW on such a sad topic but here goes...

I was at the local liquor super store (Woodman's) buying beer and a bottle of Jack which is usually my Friday routine to celebrate the opening of the weekend. I was in the rum and vodka aisle browsing for my next conquest when I heard someone yell "holy shit!!" followed by the sound of breaking glass. Of course I had to go check out what happened. Apparently this guy had picked up a case of Newcastle to put in his cart when the bottem of the case gave way and the sixers came crashing to the floor. I don't think more than five or six beers survived the fall. The horror of the sight nearly brought tears to my eyes. A sad day, I may have nightmares over the incident. Anyone have a number for a good therapist?

Again to DPAW my apologies, and to the rest of you wonderful drunkards I hope this wasn't a buzzkill.

i dropped a bottle of bombay in the liquor store a few months ago. i felt like crying until i saw everyone staring at me, so i looked at friend and said rather loudly, "what are you doing? lick it up before it goes to wadste." everyone laughed, i didn't have to pay.

You killed Victoria? Or did she commit suicide at the idea of going home with the likes of you? She was rather, prude you know. Except around John Brown. Then she let her bloomers fly.

if they're going to let drunks into a liquor store, they should expect a few casualties once in a while. occupational hazards.