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Uncle Sal
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rubber duckie,
you're the one.
you make bath time lots of fun.
rubber duckie, I'm so terribly fond of you....

bo bo bo be do...
need a woman be good to me... won't hide my whiskey try to serve me tea...

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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

Which of the muppets was in the rat pack? I just looked at the last two pages of this post 'cause i can't be bothered reading the rest, now i'm confused???
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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Oscar the grouch had a pack of rats living in his trash can.
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

Ahh, it's all clear now :roll:
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Post by Savage »

Uncle Sal wrote:and I can't call you swill?

Sal, my Sal, my Uncle Sal,
When I was small,
You were my pal

But now that you have hair of gray
You're still my favorite Unc anyway

If call me Swill you really must.
I promise you, I'll make no fuss
like tears in rain

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ah Swill, sweet Swill...

you're making me cry.
need a woman be good to me... won't hide my whiskey try to serve me tea...

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Post by Uncle Sal »

Massive got some good ones in there tonight yeah?
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Post by DrunkenJackFlask »

Damn...I missed out on some good stuff. So good that I feel left out that I didn't get to report in on my Rat Pack results. I did it twice. I was Joey when I was tore up from the floor up. Wasn't happy about that, 'cause I wanted to be a guy that got more chicks, like Frank. Next day I did it again after only 4 shots and came up as Dino. So what the hell? Now what?

- man with two watches never know correct time

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Savage Swiller wrote:I always thought that Bert and Ernie were closet drunkards. Some day, they will be old men, still living together, still without girlfriends, but they've got got booze.
They weren't closet "drunkards"; it was something else.

Also, am I the only one who think Bert and Rudolph Hess look alike?

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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

Look at Bert sometime, then look at Osama bin Laden. Look at Bert again. Then try to tell me you don't see a resemblence. I never liked the way he treated Ernie either.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse

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Ernie definately was the wife.

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I love the Frankennietzsche concept. Is there a story behind it? And the picture is cool too. Your own artwork?
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Jimmy&Guinney wrote:I love the Frankennietzsche concept. Is there a story behind it? And the picture is cool too. Your own artwork?
Not my artwork, a friend of mine's. The concept comes from a halluciagenic induced cartoon I drew in college (while studying philosophy.) The quote with the cartoon was: "Ugh... God dead!"

The picture is actually a composit of me, Nietzsche, and the Dr. Frankenstein's creation. Oddly enough (in the book), we have the same name.

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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

That's awesome. It gives me the idea to combine more literary charecters with dead philosophers. The possibilites are endless. I think I will start with Bert and bin Laden...
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse

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Post by Savage »

Uncle Sal wrote:ah Swill, sweet Swill...

you're making me cry.
I don't remember posting my little "poem" so it's true, I write the same drunk or undrunk. Maybe I had better learn a trade.
like tears in rain

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