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Warning to Carls and Zin

Post by UnkleLemmy »

You might want to switch to something other than Carlsberg.

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Wow...nuclear beer! I don't think our Swedes drink that much of it. It's to them what Budweiser is to us, no?
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mmmmmm.... drunk and mutated
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That way, you could grow, er, mutate two livers, and when one went bad, you could take the other out of reserve. Or develop a super nuclear liver.
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Man, talk about pissing tracers. Be able to write a name in the snow and then watch it glow.
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zombiewoff wrote:Man, talk about pissing tracers. Be able to write a name in the snow and then watch it glow.
Reminds me of a funny bar story. When I was in graduate school I used to volunteer for research studies for extra $$. One study they injected this dye into my bloodstream so that they could study the rate of blood flow or some shit like that under a UV microscope.

To make a long story even longer..............that night I'm at the local bar. The bar is mostly lit by black lights. Everyone kept giving me these long stares and I couldn't figure out why. I go to the bathroom to take a piss and I notice in the mirror my eyes have a light flourescent yellow tint to them (from the dye). My piss even had a light glow in the urinal. This guy walks up to me and asked what the hell kind of drugs am I on. I thought it was pretty fun so I asked him "why? do you want some?", he never answered.

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Post by hurricanehurrie »

Thats the most interesting thing i've heard in a while...

I want some!

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Combat Rock wrote:That way, you could grow, er, mutate two livers, and when one went bad, you could take the other out of reserve. Or develop a super nuclear liver.
MMMMMM nucular liver.
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Post by zin »

Hehe yeah I read that a while ago :)
Chances are I've had some of that so I guess I'll have to clean out the bar to see if my liver mutated

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zin wrote:Hehe yeah I read that a while ago :)
Chances are I've had some of that so I guess I'll have to clean out the bar to see if my liver mutated
zin, just who exactly is your avatar? It's kind of intriguing, but I don't think I like him. He's just way to smug. He looks very middle management.
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Jimmy&Guinney wrote:
zin wrote:Hehe yeah I read that a while ago :)
Chances are I've had some of that so I guess I'll have to clean out the bar to see if my liver mutated
zin, just who exactly is your avatar? It's kind of intriguing, but I don't think I like him. He's just way to smug. He looks very middle management.
I think it is just because he is undrunk looking
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Omar The Tentmaker wrote:
Jimmy&Guinney wrote:
zin wrote:Hehe yeah I read that a while ago :)
Chances are I've had some of that so I guess I'll have to clean out the bar to see if my liver mutated
zin, just who exactly is your avatar? It's kind of intriguing, but I don't think I like him. He's just way to smug. He looks very middle management.
I think it is just because he is undrunk looking
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Post by massivedrunk »

also on one of the few funny shows on network.
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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

Ah, yes, now I get it. That's the only sitcom I would go out of my way to watch. I think it's really funny. I don't have a TV and don't have much use for it, but I like that one when I see it. TV is such crap. It's the antidote for creative thinking.
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Post by zin »

Yeah I love that show and I love how dr. Cox handles the dialogue.
Also he has a thing for drinking whisky, and hey, who can blame him?

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