You might want to switch to something other than Carlsberg.
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Wow...nuclear beer! I don't think our Swedes drink that much of it. It's to them what Budweiser is to us, no?
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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That way, you could grow, er, mutate two livers, and when one went bad, you could take the other out of reserve. Or develop a super nuclear liver.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
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Reminds me of a funny bar story. When I was in graduate school I used to volunteer for research studies for extra $$. One study they injected this dye into my bloodstream so that they could study the rate of blood flow or some shit like that under a UV microscope.zombiewoff wrote:Man, talk about pissing tracers. Be able to write a name in the snow and then watch it glow.
To make a long story even longer..............that night I'm at the local bar. The bar is mostly lit by black lights. Everyone kept giving me these long stares and I couldn't figure out why. I go to the bathroom to take a piss and I notice in the mirror my eyes have a light flourescent yellow tint to them (from the dye). My piss even had a light glow in the urinal. This guy walks up to me and asked what the hell kind of drugs am I on. I thought it was pretty fun so I asked him "why? do you want some?", he never answered.
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zin, just who exactly is your avatar? It's kind of intriguing, but I don't think I like him. He's just way to smug. He looks very middle management.zin wrote:Hehe yeah I read that a while ago :)
Chances are I've had some of that so I guess I'll have to clean out the bar to see if my liver mutated
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
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I think it is just because he is undrunk lookingJimmy&Guinney wrote:zin, just who exactly is your avatar? It's kind of intriguing, but I don't think I like him. He's just way to smug. He looks very middle management.zin wrote:Hehe yeah I read that a while ago :)
Chances are I've had some of that so I guess I'll have to clean out the bar to see if my liver mutated
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.
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Zin's avatar is Dr Perry Cox (played by John C. McGinley), from the NBC television series "Scrubs." Yet another great drunk, and curmudgeonly, (if, sadly, fictitious) doctor.Omar The Tentmaker wrote:I think it is just because he is undrunk lookingJimmy&Guinney wrote:zin, just who exactly is your avatar? It's kind of intriguing, but I don't think I like him. He's just way to smug. He looks very middle management.zin wrote:Hehe yeah I read that a while ago :)
Chances are I've had some of that so I guess I'll have to clean out the bar to see if my liver mutated
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Ah, yes, now I get it. That's the only sitcom I would go out of my way to watch. I think it's really funny. I don't have a TV and don't have much use for it, but I like that one when I see it. TV is such crap. It's the antidote for creative thinking.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse