The definition of loaded?

VodkaHero · Post by **VodkaHero** » Sat Sep 13, 2003 11:06 pm

I keep having people tell me how loaded they were last night, and then they proceed to tell me all about it. What the hell? If you were loaded you shouldn't remember every detail! If you stop drinking to go to bed you weren't drinking right, you drink until you pass out!

Then, the other night this guy was telling me how he blacked out the other night, he was like "ya man, it was nuts, I was soooo drunk!". I mean what the fuck, I black out damn near every time I drink. He made it sound like he had been drunker than anyone in history.

Am I crazy here people?!?

ok that's my rant for the night, gonna go finish of the bottoms of half a dozen 5th's now.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Sat Sep 13, 2003 11:09 pm

Of course you're crazy...you're here, aren't you? :)

But you're also right. I can tell you I got drunk. But if I black out I ask friends how I was and extract the truth from it.

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 1:09 am

Definition of loaded, friday night, sent messages, recieved messages. Sunday morning, what the fuck was i thinking about :roll:

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 1:32 am

I don't know. When I get supremely drunk, it's when I'm drinking by myself. And when it's a supreme drunk, it's when I black out at the end of it. The only stories I have to tell are the ones about where my conciousness remembers pouring a drink from a half-full bottle, and waking up with an empty one.

Not exactly interesting shit. Lambast these poseurs, or at least extort them for free drinks.

Jimmy&Guinney · Post by **Jimmy&Guinney** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 1:34 pm

I was walking home from the bar last night, and I didn't think I was that drunk. I had three pints of stout (one was free because the bartender bought the house a drink when they gave Mosely the decision last night. de la Hoya obviously won and the bartender bet money on Mosely to win, and he felt bad about winning money on what was obviously a fixed fight. That bartender just bought my unconditional loyalty for such an honourbale move. Anyway...) and a really stiff bloody mary, so it's not like I was that loaded. But as I was walking through the park, I thought how nice a wee nap would be. Then an hour later, I woke up and moved over to sleep under a tree. As if the tree was going to protect me or something. Then an hour later I got up and went home. But my point is, would I do that if I was comepletely undrunk? Or was I just more messed up then I thought I was. I don't know, but it was nice sleeping on the grass in the middle of the park last night. Maybe it's something I should do undrunk.

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 5:09 pm

me last night posting

Armed&Angry · Post by **Armed&Angry** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:01 pm

I know I'm loaded when my every third word is "fuckers." At least that's the story I get from the rest of the gang.

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:09 pm

I was at a wedding and was introduced to someone by a close friend as:

"This is our old friend Sal, he likes to get drunk and say fuck a lot."

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:18 pm

the strange thing aboyut wen i get stinkin drunk is not only do i forget things i did wen i was drunk, but also stuff i did before i started drinking. :twisted: is this normal??

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:20 pm

thirsty4beer wrote:the strange thing aboyut wen i get stinkin drunk is not only do i forget things i did wen i was drunk, but also stuff i did before i started drinking. :twisted: is this normal??

Damn right it is.

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:25 pm

yeah, that's fine Thirsty, don't worry.
all that means is you need to start drinking earlier.

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:26 pm

ah, so its not just me then? thank fuck for that :!:

maybe i need to drink more to activate my grey cells-well, here goes nothing........

Omar The Tentmaker · Post by **Omar The Tentmaker** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 8:00 pm

'sall good thats my goal

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 8:02 pm

Booze is the cure for Alzheimer's, I can't believe we're the only ones who know that by now.