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Jimmy&Guinney
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Wino wisdom you hear on the bus

Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

"I ain't scared of dying, I'm scared of living in this mothafuckar."
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse

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first and foremost bus riding is one of my favorite hobbies, the insane people are the best.
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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

There is a very thin line, if at all, between insanity and genius. Yer man with the Cobra looks pretty brilliant to me.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
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Jimmy&Guinney wrote:There is a very thin line, if at all, between insanity and genius. Yer man with the Cobra looks pretty brilliant to me.
nae lass, just very happy
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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

I'm a lad, just to let you know. I'm also about as ugly as Lauren Bacall is gorgous.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
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Jimmy&Guinney wrote:I'm a lad, just to let you know. I'm also about as ugly as Lauren Bacall is gorgous.
good god have i slipped that far, thats it im quitting drinking
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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

Please don't, I'd feel awful guilty for being reasponsible for such a travesty. You don't drink too much, you haven't drunk enough.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse

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Jimmy&Guinney wrote:Please don't, I'd feel awful guilty for being reasponsible for such a travesty. You don't drink too much, you haven't drunk enough.
i have considered the issue and i will only drink to post on this board or whenever i want
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MassiveDrunk wrote: i have considered the issue and i will only drink to post on this board or whenever i want
A drunkard's definition of moderation.
"Preacher! Go on down and get me some bourbon. J. T. S. Brown. No ice, no glass."
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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

Thank god, I feel better. You should be drinking right now, for us poor bastards that are working.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse

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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

MassiveDrunk wrote:...thats it im quitting drinking
Now that's just silly talk.
Which will you regret more in the morning? That you mistook J&G for a lassie? Or a foolish vow to pack in the drink?

I think we all know the answer to this one...

Part of the point of bozing is to make horrendous errors of judgement. The participants in bacchanalian rituals of yore understood this, and the sentiment continues (or should do) amongst the faithful of today.

It isn't like you propositioned Mr J&G, or anything.

Have another drink.
We'll all laugh about this in the morning.
Maybe you'll even join in...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

Palinka wrote:
MassiveDrunk wrote:...thats it im quitting drinking
It isn't like you propositioned Mr J&G, or anything.

Have another drink.
We'll all laugh about this in the morning.
Maybe you'll even join in...
no shit. i'm the one that proposed to fdoosey a while back. talk about error in judgement.... he's not even my type.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
Palinka wrote:
MassiveDrunk wrote:...thats it im quitting drinking
It isn't like you propositioned Mr J&G, or anything.

Have another drink.
We'll all laugh about this in the morning.
Maybe you'll even join in...
no shit. i'm the one that proposed to fdoosey a while back. talk about error in judgement.... he's not even my type.
Damn, it's true, you can't trust a sailor :P
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

Wait a minute!!!!
What was doosey's answer??????????
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
Palinka wrote: It isn't like you propositioned Mr J&G, or anything.

Have another drink.
We'll all laugh about this in the morning.
Maybe you'll even join in...
no shit. i'm the one that proposed to fdoosey a while back. talk about error in judgement.... he's not even my type.
Damn, it's true, you can't trust a sailor :P
shit. you weren't complaining when i ran into you the other night in that glasgow bar
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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