Wino wisdom you hear on the bus

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 2:56 am

well i knew you weren't among them, not one of them could hold their drink.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sun Sep 21, 2003 6:45 am

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:well i knew you weren't among them, not one of them could hold their drink.

ouch (walks away crying)

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 7:13 am

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:well i knew you weren't among them, not one of them could hold their drink.
ouch (walks away crying)

They were quite happy drinking miller, so i introduced them to newcastle brown. When they left one of them, who looked about twelve, had to be carried :P

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sun Sep 21, 2003 7:48 am

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:well i knew you weren't among them, not one of them could hold their drink.
ouch (walks away crying)
They were quite happy drinking miller, so i introduced them to newcastle brown. When they left one of them, who looked about twelve, had to be carried :P

must've been someone else, i drink alot of newcastle.

coqui_chris · Post by **coqui_chris** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 11:35 am

Oh man, as a frequent rider of the El and the Broad Street Subway, have I ever heard alot of wino wisdom. One of my favorites was "How do you make a handkercheif dance? Put a little boogie in it!" And then of course there's always the "I didn't know you white boys knew about Coqui 9." That one always makes me feel proud.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 6:38 am

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Wait a minute!!!!
What was doosey's answer??????????

Since I'm married, and not a fan of the men, the answer is no. I never did see that proposition...and I don't know whether or not to be thankful about that.

Look at the bright side, DPAW, at least you didn't say anything nice about Cap'n Mike Davis (who can go fuck himself)...

deadpuppiesandwhores · Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:03 pm

fdoosey wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Wait a minute!!!!
What was doosey's answer??????????
Since I'm married, and not a fan of the men, the answer is no. I never did see that proposition...and I don't know whether or not to be thankful about that.

Look at the bright side, DPAW, at least you didn't say anything nice about Cap'n Mike Davis (who can go fuck himself)...

it was a good night man. i was supposed to go to the bar one last time with this guy i work with (or worked with, it was going to be his dungaree burning ceremony cause he was getting out of the navy) but i thopught i would have a drink first. i wake up naked, again, with 2 empty bottles of irish whiskey. i don't even remember leaving to buy the second bottle. also a beer can pyramid formed around my computer.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 8:05 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:...a beer can pyramid formed around my computer.

Drunken architecture. Superb!

Omar The Tentmaker · Post by **Omar The Tentmaker** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 11:55 pm

Palinka wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:...a beer can pyramid formed around my computer.
Drunken architecture. Superb!

held up beter thab it would have builtsober didnt it

Enabler · Post by **Enabler** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:56 am

let's get naked.

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:16 am

Enabler wrote:let's get naked.

you do not want to see that, you really dont

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:59 am

Enabler wrote:let's get naked.

DOne and done.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:42 pm

Enabler wrote:let's get naked.

i am

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:45 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
Enabler wrote:let's get naked.
i am

And I'd believe him.

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:48 pm

Have I ever mentioned how I think webcams should be outlawed??

Please dear god DPAW - just say no!!!!