why, Palinka, why?
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why, Palinka, why?
why, Palinka, why, are you so world-weary, and cynical, and imperious, and pedantic?
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Re: why, Palinka, why?
Mr Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914) sums it up rather nicely:Guest wrote:why, Palinka, why, are you so world-weary, and cynical, and imperious, and pedantic?
CYNIC, n.
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
PESSIMISM, n.
A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile.
If I am world-weary it is because I have seen enough of the world to be weary of its inhabitants.
I don't think I am a pedant. However, I do feel that a person should, at the very least, be able to master his or her mother tongue.
Imperious is not the right word (but since you didn't deign to offer any evidence, we will never know which word you were groping for). I am neither proud nor domineering. As any scant perusal of my posts will confirm.
I hope this answers your question. Now please allow me to ask you a question, dear Guest: What does it matter to you if I am; world-weary, cynical, pedantic and imperious?
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I had this big rant about pedantism and prideful intelligence going on, but then it told me I had an invalid session and proceeded to eat my entry. Which is probably for the best. So just imagine all the brilliance spewing forth from my fingers; that should be sufficient.
By the way, how's your stomach today, Palinka?
By the way, how's your stomach today, Palinka?
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.
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Like the rest of me; in dire need of a drink, thank you for asking.Generic Jug wrote:...By the way, how's your stomach today, Palinka?
Time to head off to the pub.
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Re: why, Palinka, why?
In truth, it matters not a whit. No offense intended. Call it curiousity, or, if you prefer, nosiness.Palinka wrote:Now please allow me to ask you a question, dear Guest: What does it matter to you if I am; world-weary, cynical, pedantic and imperious?
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Re: why, Palinka, why?
Then I hope that I answered, the parts of your question that I did not refute, to your satisfaction.Guest wrote:In truth, it matters not a whit. No offense intended. Call it curiousity, or, if you prefer, nosiness.
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Thank you. I shall.Guest wrote:You did. Enjoy the local.
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So he corrects our use (abuse?) of the English language; big deal! Besides, most of the time it's a good natured ribbing.
So he's a bit cynical, so am I.
Pessimism, yep, that too.
So he's a bit cynical, so am I.
Pessimism, yep, that too.
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I don't think homeslice was trying to riff on Palinka, per se. I, too, am cynical and pessimistic. I haven't decided if they are truly negative traits or not. Regardless, I know that I gravitate more towards those kinds of people than the happy-sunshine crowd.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.
Re: why, Palinka, why?
We're not going to start calling people out on this board are we? For traits that may only exist in our minds. Or our big dictionary. Perhaps Guest, you should have waited until you became acquainted with Palinka before making such a rash judgement. In my narrow view, Palinka has a very European outlook on the world, refreshing after dealing with consumer-pepsi-madonna-people magazine as reading material-television sottish-one language-spoiled-media playthings minds.Guest wrote:why, Palinka, why, are you so world-weary, and cynical, and imperious, and pedantic?
I want a thread. Why Is StoliGirl A Bitch? No, no, no. That's wrong. Why Did Stoli Girl Buy A Bitch? I can answer that. I bought a beautiful Afghan Hound for my stepmother (#5). Afghans have long hair and require a lot of attention and grooming. I'm hoping that it will occupy some of the time that she uses to spend what's left of my inheiritance. Slick one, ain't I.
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Palinka's one of my personal hero's, I'm totally with you, Frank.Frankennietzsche wrote:So he corrects our use (abuse?) of the English language; big deal! Besides, most of the time it's a good natured ribbing.
So he's a bit cynical, so am I.
Pessimism, yep, that too.
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Re: why, Palinka, why?
Why, Stoli, why are you such a sneaky little money-grubber?StoliGirl wrote:We're not going to start calling people out on this board are we? For traits that may only exist in our minds. Or our big dictionary. Perhaps Guest, you should have waited until you became acquainted with Palinka before making such a rash judgement. In my narrow view, Palinka has a very European outlook on the world, refreshing after dealing with consumer-pepsi-madonna-people magazine as reading material-television sottish-one language-spoiled-media playthings minds.Guest wrote:why, Palinka, why, are you so world-weary, and cynical, and imperious, and pedantic?
I want a thread. Why Is StoliGirl A Bitch? No, no, no. That's wrong. Why Did Stoli Girl Buy A Bitch? I can answer that. I bought a beautiful Afghan Hound for my stepmother (#5). Afghans have long hair and require a lot of attention and grooming. I'm hoping that it will occupy some of the time that she uses to spend what's left of my inheiritance. Slick one, ain't I.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.