why, Palinka, why?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:53 pm

Books, I know! He's the Amazon.com enabler, he is. That Boy who stepped on pigs one would have warped me for life had I not already been.

No wait. He kicked pigs. Well, the book's downstairs with the Goreys. Anyway it was fine and sick, and the kid looked like a little punk I hated at one of my lousy jobs. (Oh, Lucky, you'd like this one. The job was cashier at a Costco type store called: (I kid you not) BJ's wholesale club. I don't make these things up--)

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:59 pm

Massive, you can never, ever, never change your avatar. It makes me smile, even when I don't want to.

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:09 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:Massive, you can never, ever, never change your avatar. It makes me smile, even when I don't want to.

thanks lucky, its nice to know

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:10 pm

MassiveDrunk wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:Massive, you can never, ever, never change your avatar. It makes me smile, even when I don't want to.
thanks lucky, its nice to know

I know what you're thinking Massive, but don't worry - you'll get used to that errant nipple after a while.

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:11 pm

nae bother, i just stare at the 40 now

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:14 pm

Maybe instead of poetry, we ought to write stories about Massive's old fellow. I wrote something once about a 'bag lady' and how she ended up that way. But she was not happy, and Mr. Undershirt looks ecstatic.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:17 pm

Savage, BJ's Wholesale? Eliminate W, L, E.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:24 pm

Savage Swiller wrote:Maybe instead of poetry, we ought to write stories about Massive's old fellow...

I really don't think that writing about Massive's old fellow is something that I want to get into...
Oh...wait...You mean the man in his avatar? Oh, right! Fine!

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:35 pm

Palinka wrote:
Savage Swiller wrote:Maybe instead of poetry, we ought to write stories about Massive's old fellow...
I really don't think that writing about Massive's old fellow is something that I want to get into...
Oh...wait...You mean the man in his avatar? Oh, right! Fine!

i doubet my old felly would be down, but theis is the new millenium ritght, fuck you guys stop talking about my dad, jeebus its enough to make a man start drinking, good lord

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:42 pm

Palinka wrote:
Savage Swiller wrote:Maybe instead of poetry, we ought to write stories about Massive's old fellow...
I really don't think that writing about Massive's old fellow is something that I want to get into...
Oh...wait...You mean the man in his avatar? Oh, right! Fine!

Egads, man! There goes no-drinking week...

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:44 pm

why quit for a couple of days, i stave off the need to feel good about myself

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:07 pm

I was going for one of those no drinking weeks too, but oh well.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:09 pm

Like I told someone the other day: "I'm not incoherent! I'm not incoherent! I'm just creative with my grammar and sentence structure. "

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:10 pm

I don't know what that has to do with anything.

sorry

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:10 pm

Savage Swiller wrote:I was going for one of those no drinking weeks too, but oh well.

Neither the time nor the place, right?

As some sort of cosmic punishment, the last 1/3 of my generic jug has suddenly turned absolutely vile. Could it be yesterday's stomach virus? Some horrific mishap that settled to the bottom?

Eh, fuckit, as long as the alcohol content is there, I can choke it down...