Editor of MDM buried with full honors.

Giles Humbert III · Post by **Giles Humbert III** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 5:28 pm

Did I say buried? I meant married. Five day bachelor party and many dire warnings from the greatest minds of the bachelor community couldn't sway the man, so it may be serious.

Will post photos of Bacchanal ceremony as they become available. Four thousand dollars of booze consumed in less than four hours. Fully grown men reduced to violent tears and sentimental vomitting. Chaps and ladies still laying in their beds, begging for a quick painless deaths. For first time in eighty years, crows seen roosting in St. Michael's Tower.

Not quite human yet. Going back to bed with large volume of Tennyson and small volume of Chivas 18.

Congratulations Frank and Christa. Best of luck on your bender-moon.

Giles

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 5:42 pm

Dear heavens, Giles. You had me worried there.

Many congratulations, Mr and Mrs Rich. I look forward to hearing the tales of debauchery that will follow in the wake of your numerous Wedding Anniversary parties. The future may well be so hungover that we will all have to wear shades...

Gratulálok, jo barátok. Egészségedre!

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 5:42 pm

Frank and Christa: Breeding the next generation. I'll drink to that! :D

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 6:42 pm

Giles, all I have to say is: Married, buried, same difference.

Seriously, congratulations to our host and alco-overlord. Hope their honeymoon is just like the old tradition and loaded with mead (among other things)

If we feel so inclined, can we send wedding booze to him c/o the magazine?

Cam L Toe · Post by **Cam L Toe** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:05 pm

Wow, that must of been one hell of a wedding reception! Wish I coulda been there. Congrats!!

Henry Chinaski · Post by **Henry Chinaski** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:05 pm

Congrats, Frank and Christa. I raise a glass of Beam to ya! Hope it works out better than my two forays into matrimony. Of course, my mistake was marrying ladies who didn't like to drink. Much. Certainly not enough. I'm assuming Christa drinks plenty.

Hank
“When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.”--Bukowski

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:18 pm

Good god man! You had me too frightened to click. I had to down a fortifying pitcher of bourbon.

Congratulations and many joyful years to the happy couple!

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:39 pm

congrats frank and christa, can the guy in my avatar be their first childs godfather, much love to the man whose magazine makes me laugh, to frank.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:45 pm

Congrats to the newly wedded! Flowers, tuxedos, food, beautiful bride, music, and booze. All good!

Jimmy&Guinney · Post by **Jimmy&Guinney** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:28 pm

Wow, just reading about such debauchery makes me happy.

"Here's to our wives and lovers,
May they never meet!"

Sláinte!

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:33 pm

There's this drinking game I heard about
Everytime you hear about one of your friends getting married, you do a shot of straight bourbon. Then you keep doing it until you pass out.

Jimmy&Guinney · Post by **Jimmy&Guinney** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 1:28 am

Marriage Ceremony: An incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family.

-- O. C. Ogilvie

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 7:41 am

Yeah, good work fine sir - congrats on all counts. If I had the cash, I'd get you guys a gift. Instead, I'll just do a shot for you. You are a lucky fellow I'm sure!

bottomsup · Post by **bottomsup** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 8:42 am

Congratulations!

Thee Totaller · Post by **Thee Totaller** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 8:46 am

salut Frank and Crista. Here's to many years of marital bliss, and an article in MDM as to how to combine drunkenness and marriage.