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LuckyStrikes wrote:Sal, I love the way you 'personalized' your wife beater. Sorta gives it a sports bra look.
Hey, I thought custom was the only way to go with the wifebeater. You have to give it your own personal touch.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

carls wrote:Where is the banjo?
I seriously doubt these people are talented enough to play banjo.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse

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look man, I ain't playing with Y'all
those photos were private
I'm gonna have to take steps...
need a woman be good to me... won't hide my whiskey try to serve me tea...

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Uncle Sal wrote:look man, I ain't playing with Y'all
those photos were private
I'm gonna have to take steps...
As long as it's not 12 steps, it's fine by me...
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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Uncle Sal wrote:Damnit Bella, you said you'd lost those photos and that we were gonna keep it between us and dog...

I would of picked out a better shotgun if I thought you were gonna give them to Hugh...

You said those photos were for Grandma and the Christmas cards...

Boy howdy...

I needed the money... You should see the nice timeshare I got in return. Hope you forgive me. Hugh gave us a case of PBR also....

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Post by Hugh Janblack »

Ok, as funny as my other avatar was, it was just too big. It anoid me.

So the Jackie Gleason talk and the pic of the Hustler got me thinking of Paul Newman back in the day. Cat on a hot tin roof - man what a drunk! Say what you willl, but he was a damn fine looking man. Anyhow, so I had to find a drinking relatwed Paul Newman photo.
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One of my favorite movies, Cat On A Hot Tin Roof. Liz and Paul were at their prime.

Big Daddy: Now, why do ya drink?! Brick: Give me my crutch. Big Daddy: Tell me first. Brick: No, you give me a drink first and I'll tell ya. Big Daddy: Tell me first! First you gotta tell me! Brick: All right, disgust! Big Daddy: DISGUST WITH WHAT? Brick: You strike a hard bargain. Big Daddy: Boy, do you want liquor that bad? Brick: Yes sir. I want liquor that bad. (Big Daddy hands him his crutch) Big Daddy: Now tell me, what are you disgusted with? Brick: Mendacity. You know what that is. It's lies and liars. Big Daddy: Who's been lyin' to ya? Maggie? Has your wife been lyin' to ya? Brick: No. Not one lie, not one person. The whole thing.
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Best sequence in Cat:

Daddy: Brick, Why are you drinking your life away
Brick: Because I got nothing to live for.
Daddy: Then why don't you kill yourself
Brick: Cuz I like to drink
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Post by Martini4TheLady »

One of my favorites that movie. Sister Woman and Big Daddy. Homosexual inuendos, Liz in that slip, Paul looking like a dream you had before you knew what nightmares were, and Dame Edith carrying that big cake. Good movie.
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Bella told me that the guest house got towed!
Damn, what's really going on? All those fishing trips with the girls over long weekends?
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I heard it was repo'ed. Heresay? Or not.
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It don't seem to matter what hersays, something fishy has been going on in my goddamn guest house!
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Uncle Sal wrote:It don't seem to matter what hersays, something fishy has been going on in my goddamn guest house!
Your brother Billy Jo said it would only happen once.. Sorry....He makes a damn good spam sandwich.. And he doesn't itch himself as much as he used to ..
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