Mission blackout.

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Post by Generic Jug »

This dialogue should be filed away in the annals of classic literature...
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by Bill »

Classical liturature.

You know what kills me.

Bukowski isn't even in my damnit liturature book.

How much of a crime is that?

All they put in of Hemingway is "The Snows of Mount Kilamanjaro" Which is a fucking crime. Of any story in that Book they should have put in "The short but happy lifew of David Macombre...." But thy8e mother fuckers put in the snows of mn't . kilamanjoar... and no fcckign Bukoesky.


Motherukderes.


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Screw all that. I'm a chemist...my idea of "classic literature" is BEER'S LAW.

That's right. There's a law called Beer's law. A=b(epsilon)c. That's it right there.

Basically, it says the darker your beer (A), the more concentrated it is (c). Conversely, it also says the concentration of your beer is directly related to the darkness. Of course, this depends on the diameter of your glass (b) and the type of beer (light beer absorbs at a different beer than a porter for example) (epsilon).

Heh. And you thought chemistry was lame.

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Correction

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Quick correction: Light beer absorbs at a different *wavelength* than a porter for example...

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I'll give you a wavelength... Hahahaha


Vodkag has treated me right his evening.

BVourbon is stilll bmy favire

I loveyou gyuys.

Hahaha

You kikc ass.

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Bill wrote:...You kick ass...
That is something that, I hope, we all avoid doing.
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Post by thirsty4beer »

well it certainly looks like bill & co had a good night. doesnt look like the mission was accomplished though.....better luck tonight :wink:
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The Morning After

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Well I blackedout lastnight, and I was not intending to do so. The wife and I began the journey sipping Aquavit, and then proceeded to our favored drinking establishment for an aparatif. I began with singlemalts, and then switched to dry Kettle one martinis....That is the last I remeber. I woke up this morning naked with a headache.

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Re: The Morning After

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DrunkInjun wrote:...The wife and I began the journey sipping Aquavit...
Dear god, aquavit! The only drink I know that actually scares One For The Frog.
I had two bottle of aquavit when I moved into my current flat. I cannot remember drinking the Danish aquavit at all (as you would expect) and all I can remember of the Swedish aquavit is the terrible, terrible mornings.
Must try and find some more.
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Post by Bill »

Well... Trying to piece this one together is gunna be a bitch... There's a solid 3 hours I don't remember starting somewhere around 2 am.

All I have is the knowledge that I made some posts here... And somewhere along the line, managed to send my Ex an email which seemed to piss her off pretty good.

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