Alcoho-a-scope

deadpuppiesandwhores · Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:37 pm

CANCER: (June 21 to July 22) You are always putting things off. This is why you will always be on welfare and will never be worth a shit.

creepy. are you fuckin' with me? who'd you hear that from?

deadpuppiesandwhores · Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:38 pm

as a matter of fact, i'm putting off things right now because i'm going to take a nap instead of paying bills. they're already 2 months late, what's another day?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 1:31 pm

They're called Realistic Horoscopes. Mine isn't nice. Or true. I'm not a 'thieving pushy bastard'. My parents were married!

DrunkFishEat · Post by **DrunkFishEat** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 4:23 pm

GEMINI: (May 21 to June 20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard.

That hits close to home. Except for the bisexual part. I got over that a long time ago.

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 5:29 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:
CAPRICORN: (Dec 22 to Jan 19) You should kill yourself.

I'm trying....but my tolerance just keeps getting higher.

Mad Scientist · Post by **Mad Scientist** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 11:08 am

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Sarah michelle geller and drew barrymore, damn bring it on.

Aries here too, guess I got to take the good (Marlon Brando, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Jessica Parker, Reese Witherspoon) with the bad (Al Gore, Rosie O'Donnell). Not sure if those positives outweigh the negatives, but that initial foursome ain't too shabby.

Mad Scientist · Post by **Mad Scientist** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 11:11 am

LuckyStrikes wrote:Maybe these will be more accurate...
ARIES: (Mar 21 to Apr 20) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. In short, you are a prick.

Whoa... get out of my head, man.

The Pooba · Post by **The Pooba** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 11:58 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:Maybe these will be more accurate...

SCORPIO: (Oct 23 to Nov 21) ... You are a perfect son of a bitch...

Hell, I could have told you that

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 12:10 am

SAGITTARIUS

...They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun.

Good; so it's settled then. The first annual drunkard convention will take place in my hometown, New Orleans. The Europeans shall convene in the Ice Hotel.