A wee introduction

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TARTANSPECIAL
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A wee introduction

Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

Ladies and gentlemen.
Let me introduce, pixie, a very, very good friend of mine.
She is a Scot, she likes a drink and she knows what fun is. so lets have a welcome for.
Pixie
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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Post by Pixie »

I might just get the hang of this by the next millenium :shock:
I cant write

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Post by massivedrunk »

dint woryy pixie im shitfacedc
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

big round of applause and whiskey.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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Post by Barca »

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:big round of applause and whiskey.

Then another big round of whiskey. And a smaller round of applause. Then an even bigger round of whiskey. Then a round of whispered huzzahs, followed by another round of whiskey. Then a quick round of grunts and slurred muttering, followed by another round of whiskey.

Then we'll see who's really welcome.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson

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Post by LuckyStrikes »

Welcome Pixie! Any friend of Tartan's is a friend of mine. Next rounds on Massive!!!
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Post by Frankennietzsche »

Welcome aboard!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Post by thirsty4beer »

welcome pixie, enjoy!
mine's a pint

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Post by massivedrunk »

i ant peying for shiett, its palinkweras round
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.

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Post by fdoosey »

I don't care whose round it is, so long as I get my Woodford...

Welcome Pixie. I'm sure Tartan has told you many things about us. And we can't deny any of it.
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Post by Armed&Angry »

Fucky, man, I drank some guinnnyess and some Beam and I'm fucked.
Alcohol makes you honest. The undrunk man's thought is a drunk man's words. Being a drunk man at the moment, I can say this with the pure freedom and clarity of absolute truth: You have an amazing rack. It's changed my life.

- Armed&Angry

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Post by thirsty4beer »

well, lucky you A&A. jammy bastard
mine's a pint

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Post by Savage »

Welcome, Pixie!
like tears in rain

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Post by Generic Jug »

Again, with the welcoming. Don't be shy now, just get to drinking and you'll be posting like a pro in no time.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

Welcome Pixie! Any friend of TARTANSPECIAL's should fit right in here. Pull up a drink and ignore anything MassiveDrunk says; it most definitely is not my round!!! That's just a scurrilous lie put about by people who want to see the colour of my wallet...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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