Ladies and gentlemen.
Let me introduce, pixie, a very, very good friend of mine.
She is a Scot, she likes a drink and she knows what fun is. so lets have a welcome for.
Pixie
A wee introduction
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A wee introduction
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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big round of applause and whiskey.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:big round of applause and whiskey.
Then another big round of whiskey. And a smaller round of applause. Then an even bigger round of whiskey. Then a round of whispered huzzahs, followed by another round of whiskey. Then a quick round of grunts and slurred muttering, followed by another round of whiskey.
Then we'll see who's really welcome.
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I don't care whose round it is, so long as I get my Woodford...
Welcome Pixie. I'm sure Tartan has told you many things about us. And we can't deny any of it.
Welcome Pixie. I'm sure Tartan has told you many things about us. And we can't deny any of it.
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fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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Fucky, man, I drank some guinnnyess and some Beam and I'm fucked.
Alcohol makes you honest. The undrunk man's thought is a drunk man's words. Being a drunk man at the moment, I can say this with the pure freedom and clarity of absolute truth: You have an amazing rack. It's changed my life.
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Welcome Pixie! Any friend of TARTANSPECIAL's should fit right in here. Pull up a drink and ignore anything MassiveDrunk says; it most definitely is not my round!!! That's just a scurrilous lie put about by people who want to see the colour of my wallet...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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