STRANGE

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:47 pm

I noticed this wee snippet in my local free newspaper today
http://www.metro.co.uk/metro/weird/live ... _page_id=4
Next week, cocktails for the under 10s.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:49 pm

What a friend of mine called "higher education."

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:58 pm

BOOM BOOM!

wish i was in primary school by the looks of things though 8)

sum of all beers · Post by **sum of all beers** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:21 pm

i love pot. its the next greatest thiung next to beer

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:25 pm

sum of all beers wrote:i love pot. its the next greatest thiung next to beer

I can't take any drugs, i am allergic to so many drugs it's not true :twisted:

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:29 pm

i cant take 'em either cos of my job. we get random drugs tests. i do miss smokin gear. used to do it all the time, til i got my current job

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:34 pm

thirsty4beer wrote:i cant take 'em either cos of my job. we get random drugs tests. i do miss smokin gear. used to do it all the time, til i got my current job

Bummer, but think on this, palinka is coming up here at the new year, think you could make it?????
It would be one hell of a piss up :twisted:

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:37 pm

i'll check out my work/hols situation tomorrow and let you know

deadpuppiesandwhores · Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:39 pm

every once in a greaty while i miss it, but mostly no. about 2 years ago i went home and met up with a guy i grew up with. i hadn't seen him in around 5 years and we used to be pretty tight. i remember when i was around 8, he pulled out one of his dad's dirty mags to teach me about women. the first naked picture of a woman i've ever seen was named the texas tunnel. if you've never heard of her that's a good thing, it is an image i have spent most of my life trying to forget. anyway, i spend all day hitching rides to his house and when i get there, nothing had changed whatsoever. we sat around all night smoking pot and drinking beer and the conversation was mostly schoolgirl giggles, yawns, and the occasional grunt. it was aboput the most depressing thing in the world to see this guy who i used to be inseperable from, who taught me so many things about life, in the exact same position i left him. still trying to scrape by week to week by supplementing his menial living with pot and allowing this one useless fucking drug from keeping him from ever doing anything useful, whether that be something creative or something that could get him out of the gutter. i left very depressed and haven't bothered trying to get ahold of him again. it was just too depressing. i know my station in life ain't the greatest, but at least i got off my ass and did something, not much, but something.

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:44 pm

I think that is the single most depressing post i've seen on this site.
It's hard when you see your old friends going to shit, been there.
Keep your fuckin finger off that button :P

deadpuppiesandwhores · Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:41 pm

whenever i crave a doobie, i remind myself of that night and then i only crave a beer, maybe some whiskey.

God of Chunder · Post by **God of Chunder** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:44 pm

This is really scary but I remember The Texas Tunnel. That was around the same time as Long Jean Silver (one-legged crack whore-looking gal), Long Dong Silver (ahem) and The Texas Longhorn (double ahem). Ah, the innocence of early 1970's porn.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:46 pm

jbraynolds wrote:This is really scary but I remember The Texas Tunnel. That was around the same time as Long Jean Silver (one-legged crack whore-looking gal), Long Dong Silver (ahem) and The Texas Longhorn (double ahem). Ah, the innocence of early 1970's porn.

i am sorry to hear that. the pic i saw was her posing with the but of a 12 guage shotgun. i won't say more. noone needs that image.

God of Chunder · Post by **God of Chunder** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:49 pm

Unfortunately, it has been seared into my brain for all days. I'm fearful that this might be the last image that flashes by on my death bed. Good people get their grandparents or grandchildern smiling at them, maybe their first puppy on Christmas morning...I'll get The Texas Tunnel.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:52 pm

jbraynolds wrote:Unfortunately, it has been seared into my brain for all days. I'm fearful that this might be the last image that flashes by on my death bed. Good people get their grandparents or grandchildern smiling at them, maybe their first puppy on Christmas morning...I'll get The Texas Tunnel.

her parents must be sooo proud, she's had such a profound effect on so many youth.