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Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 7:34 pm

"The incident took place at a primary school in Darwin's northern suburbs..."

How appropriate, since the girl's parents obviously qualify for the award.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 7:47 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:whenever i crave a doobie, i remind myself of that night and then i only crave a beer, maybe some whiskey.

The Doobie Brothers. Takes me back. Remember Pine Knob. Which one was cute? I don't remember craving any of them.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:06 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:whenever i crave a doobie, i remind myself of that night and then i only crave a beer, maybe some whiskey.
The Doobie Brothers. Takes me back. Remember Pine Knob. Which one was cute? I don't remember craving any of them.

its not pine knob anymore. nows its some electrical companies name something something theatre.or center or something really shitty. its still the same place, but the name they changed it to just kinda ruins the whole thing.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:13 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:whenever i crave a doobie, i remind myself of that night and then i only crave a beer, maybe some whiskey.
The Doobie Brothers. Takes me back. Remember Pine Knob. Which one was cute? I don't remember craving any of them.
its not pine knob anymore. nows its some electrical companies name something something theatre.or center or something really shitty. its still the same place, but the name they changed it to just kinda ruins the whole thing.

That sucks! No more Pine Knob? I had some great times there I cannot remember.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:34 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote: The Doobie Brothers. Takes me back. Remember Pine Knob. Which one was cute? I don't remember craving any of them.
its not pine knob anymore. nows its some electrical companies name something something theatre.or center or something really shitty. its still the same place, but the name they changed it to just kinda ruins the whole thing.
That sucks! No more Pine Knob? I had some great times there I cannot remember.

the last time i was there, we were standing in the lawn watching santana's roadies set up stage when we heard some music playing about five feet to our right and noticed a large crowd gathering around us. i was kinda perturbed, i mean how did these assholes get guitars through the gate, and i got busted with a small bottle of gin well concealed in my waistline. turns out it was santana and i stood right next to him trippin' on 'shrooms while he played black magic woman acoustic. then they started the show.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 3:58 pm

Generic Jug wrote:"The incident took place at a primary school in Darwin's northern suburbs..."

How appropriate, since the girl's parents obviously qualify for the award.

Errrr...You might want to check your facts concerning The Darwin Awards. The girl's parents very obviously do not qualify.

In any case, just because the girl knew how to make a bong doesn't mean that she has ever used one. My nephew has taken his great-grandfathers hip-flask to show at school and the wee lad has certainly never had a drink of whisky.

I don't smoke cannabis but I can't see the harm in it. It's certainly less harmful than smoking tobacco. Indeed, there are benefits to be had from its use by people suffering from various ailments. Why is one drug approved for general use and another proscribed? All this crap about it being a "gateway drug" is just that; crap. If it were sold, from licensed premises, we would all benefit: those that wish to use cannabis would be able to without fear of arrest, the criminals that smuggle and peddle the drug would be out of business and another taxable product would be on the market to ensure the treasury can finance the government's spending.

DrunkFishEat · Post by **DrunkFishEat** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 4:17 pm

Palinka wrote:
Generic Jug wrote:"The incident took place at a primary school in Darwin's northern suburbs..."

How appropriate, since the girl's parents obviously qualify for the award.
Errrr...You might want to check your facts concerning The Darwin Awards. The girl's parents very obviously do not qualify.

In any case, just because the girl knew how to make a bong doesn't mean that she has ever used one. My nephew has taken his great-grandfathers hip-flask to show at school and the wee lad has certainly never had a drink of whisky.

I don't smoke cannabis but I can't see the harm in it. It's certainly less harmful than smoking tobacco. Indeed, there are benefits to be had from its use by people suffering from various ailments. Why is one drug approved for general use and another proscribed? All this crap about it being a "gateway drug" is just that; crap. If it were sold, from licensed premises, we would all benefit: those that wish to use cannabis would be able to without fear of arrest, the criminals that smuggle and peddle the drug would be out of business and another taxable product would be on the market to ensure the treasury can finance the government's spending.

I think you have still have time to throw your hat in the ring for president.
You'd have my vote. I'd even hand out flyers.

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 5:11 pm

DrunkFishEat wrote:
Palinka wrote:
Generic Jug wrote:"The incident took place at a primary school in Darwin's northern suburbs..."

How appropriate, since the girl's parents obviously qualify for the award.
Errrr...You might want to check your facts concerning The Darwin Awards. The girl's parents very obviously do not qualify.

In any case, just because the girl knew how to make a bong doesn't mean that she has ever used one. My nephew has taken his great-grandfathers hip-flask to show at school and the wee lad has certainly never had a drink of whisky.

I don't smoke cannabis but I can't see the harm in it. It's certainly less harmful than smoking tobacco. Indeed, there are benefits to be had from its use by people suffering from various ailments. Why is one drug approved for general use and another proscribed? All this crap about it being a "gateway drug" is just that; crap. If it were sold, from licensed premises, we would all benefit: those that wish to use cannabis would be able to without fear of arrest, the criminals that smuggle and peddle the drug would be out of business and another taxable product would be on the market to ensure the treasury can finance the government's spending.
I think you have still have time to throw your hat in the ring for president.
You'd have my vote. I'd even hand out flyers.

Hell i'll print them, free of charge, just set the drinks up :P

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 5:56 pm

I'll wear a sandwich board, with nothing underneath!! That ought to attract a few of Savage's customers...

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 5:58 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:I'll wear a sandwich board, with nothing underneath!! That ought to attract a few of Savage's customers...

It's true, the homeless love sandwiches.

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 5:58 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:I'll wear a sandwich board, with nothing underneath!! That ought to attract a few of Savage's customers...

RIGHT!!! I will bring the camera :twisted:

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 6:00 pm

barcalounge wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:I'll wear a sandwich board, with nothing underneath!! That ought to attract a few of Savage's customers...

It's true, the homeless love sandwiches.

Right you are! Her customers are homeless!!

God of Chunder · Post by **God of Chunder** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 7:44 pm

I'll wear chaps with nothing on underneath. Wait, I did that last night, didn't I?

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 12:11 am

jbraynolds wrote:I'll wear chaps with nothing on underneath. Wait, I did that last night, didn't I?

Why did the chaps have nothing on underneath? Were they students? And how on earth does one wear a chap?
On seconds thoughts, please don't answer that...

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 4:14 am

oh god, the images....no! make them stop :shock: