Drinkin Silly Drinks

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Post by UnkleLemmy »

I'm in a weird phase. I'm drinking silly drinks. Stupid shit like alcopop. I don't know whats come over me lately. I bought some "Raspberry" Cider last night and picked up a 6 of Mikes Hard Cranberry Lemonade and a bottle of After Shock for tonight (and meatless "Chik'N" nuggets to go with it-don't ask). Oh well, at least I'm still getting drunk.
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You've gone MAD, MAD I say!
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Post by Hugh Janblack »

I think it may be time to put ol' Unkle Lemmy down. Well, maybe just in a home, but he has bviously gone insane.
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

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Post by UnkleLemmy »

Hey, what can I say, variety is the spice of drunkeness.
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Post by Hugh Janblack »

UnkleLemmy wrote:Hey, what can I say, variety is the spice of drunkeness.
Ah yes, and a straight jacket the eveningwear of maniacs.
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

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Post by UnkleLemmy »

Hugh Janblack wrote:
UnkleLemmy wrote:Hey, what can I say, variety is the spice of drunkeness.
Ah yes, and a straight jacket the eveningwear of maniacs.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You just made me choke on my Alcopop!
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Post by UnkleLemmy »

Just for the record I'm drinking my first Mike's. Ts awfull. It tastes neither hard nor cranberry nor leomonade. It may taste of Mike though. I don't know what he tatstes like.
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"

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Post by DrunkFishEat »

UnkleLemmy wrote:Just for the record I'm drinking my first Mike's. Ts awfull. It tastes neither hard nor cranberry nor leomonade. It may taste of Mike though. I don't know what he tatstes like.
If he's the same Mike I knew in high school, he tastes like Gatorade.

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UnkleLemmy wrote:Just for the record I'm drinking my first Mike's. Ts awfull. It tastes neither hard nor cranberry nor leomonade. It may taste of Mike though. I don't know what he tatstes like.
Agreed, god awful stuff
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

Anyone who drinks alcopops, should be taken out and strapped to the nearest good bar. They are just sugary crap, with no real merit at all. :twisted:
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Post by thirsty4beer »

not too bad if you fire a looad of extra vodka in :wink:
mine's a pint

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Post by bigtimetowers »

i have to agree with tartan on that... you could just add a looad of extra vodka to even more extra vodka and take out the alcopop middleman there and drink with a little pride :D

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Post by Armed&Angry »

Whgy woudl.f ypu drink non-nastry boozr? Thaty's part of the fun.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

y'know, sometimes you just get strange cravings for wierd alcohol. kinda like pregnant women and their bizarre tastes. it happens, and when it does, just go with it, because, why the fuck not. drink what you want, when you want, and life will be better in the morning.
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Post by Chelsea40oz »

i love me some fake chicken! It's about my favorite bar food at teh Triple Rock. Never had aftershock though... what's it like?
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