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Post by Mad Scientist »

bottomsup wrote:I think my drunk'n exploits would flurish under the expert tutelage of
Hunter Thompson.

l8tr
Damn, ya beat me to it. Tough to imagine many better than the venerable Hunter S.
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Nick Nolte always struck me as a drunk, and a mean one at that. Just a guess, but he seems like he'd be a good sponsor.
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Combat Rock wrote:Nick Nolte always struck me as a drunk, and a mean one at that. Just a guess, but he seems like he'd be a good sponsor.
I dunno...he might steal your booze and run off. But maybe part of the mentoring program involves trying to catch him.

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It's true. I would've loved to drink with Hunter and his crew, Warren Zevon, Bruce Springsteen, Johnny Depp, Ted Nugent, shooting guns off a balcony at the Riviera at the huge black bats swooping out of the night.

I wouldn't mind having a drunken golf outing with John Daly, Bill Murray, and George Clooney.
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I actually heard the nuge say he NEVER drinks. Guess that's why he's gotta go out and kill so much shit.
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Combat Rock wrote:I actually heard the nuge say he NEVER drinks. Guess that's why he's gotta go out and kill so much shit.
As long as he gets good and stoned then, he can stick around.
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Who'd want to waste perfectly good liquor on the likes of the nuge anyhow? :roll:
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

no finer drunk in the world than my father. he taught me how to drink and view things from a completely different perspective. hell, he probably is my sponsor now. we have been on some fine benders together, especially when mom's not around.
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I want the Borgia's as my sponsor.
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Pigpen, aka. Ron Mckernan is my inspiration.
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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

If I can't have my Karen fantasy, then I would want to drink with Brett Favre, at least from his hard beer drinking days, which also happen to coincide with his MVP days. Coincidence? I don't know if he's much of a boozer anymore, perhaps not given his lackluster performance as of late.
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Maybe the Medicci's or the Hohenzoellerin's. I want power and old world money behind me.
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Jimmy&Guinney wrote:If I can't have my Karen fantasy, then I would want to drink with Brett Favre, at least from his hard beer drinking days, which also happen to coincide with his MVP days. Coincidence? I don't know if he's much of a boozer anymore, perhaps not given his lackluster performance as of late.
I thought his vice of choice was pills...either or or hopefully both, still a hell of a football player
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Mad Scientist wrote:
bottomsup wrote:I think my drunk'n exploits would flurish under the expert tutelage of
Hunter Thompson.

l8tr
Damn, ya beat me to it. Tough to imagine many better than the venerable Hunter S.
I thought so,

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Post by thirsty4beer »

i think i'd choose Sir Winston.

and yes, i know he's dead.all the more drink for me then :wink:
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