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Hooo Haaaaa!!!

Post by Palinka (RIP) »

I'm very fucking drunk!
I have fallen off the chair a few times while writing this.
Excellent!
Excuse me while I kiss another bottle of vodka!
Or don't.
Whatever.
I think you are all lovely people.
I want to drink with you all.
Lovely, lovely people.
Cheers!
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Post by fdoosey »

Christ, you mustn't be fluent in Drunkese. Even bombed you spell perfectly. Massive, teach the man!

God bless ya for getting tanked. The way work went today, I hope to join you in a couple hours.
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Post by Hugh Janblack »

God bless ya Pal.
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

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still at work but will be joining you in a few hours. Cheers!
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cheers !!!
me loves the voddie
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Post by Mad Scientist »

Palinka wrote:I'm very fucking drunk!
I have fallen off the chair a few times while writing this.
Excellent!
Excuse me while I kiss another bottle of vodka!
Or don't.
Whatever.
I think you are all lovely people.
I want to drink with you all.
Lovely, lovely people.
Cheers!
Hmm... excited, jovial words... expressing love for his fellow man... not correcting anyone's spelling or grammar... and a decided lack of imperious-ness-osity...
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR PALINKA?!?!
Kidding, of course... live it up, my good man... drink your share, and then some, cause some of us can't right now. But soon...
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Post by Savage »

This is nice to hear. Place pillows on the floor, and try not to pass out on the keyboard. It leaves strange and unattractive marks on one's face.
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Post by Chelsea40oz »

:lol: Congratulations are in order, Palinka.
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Palinka wrote:I'm very fucking drunk!
I have fallen off the chair a few times while writing this.
Excellent!
Excuse me while I kiss another bottle of vodka!
Or don't.
Whatever.
I think you are all lovely people.
I want to drink with you all.
Lovely, lovely people.
Cheers!
let me translate for the innebriated:

in berry bukkiin' trunk
u hob falkin' put ofd chair s few tinmes whti wtrinhg this
funkin' a!!
i wnt ot ravce the bofies og smll fead sanimals
i wub u all
DPAW rocks



that's pretty much it.
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Post by Barca »

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
Palinka wrote:I'm very fucking drunk!
I have fallen off the chair a few times while writing this.
Excellent!
Excuse me while I kiss another bottle of vodka!
Or don't.
Whatever.
I think you are all lovely people.
I want to drink with you all.
Lovely, lovely people.
Cheers!
let me translate for the innebriated:

in berry bukkiin' trunk
u hob falkin' put ofd chair s few tinmes whti wtrinhg this
funkin' a!!
i wnt ot ravce the bofies og smll fead sanimals
i wub u all
DPAW rocks



that's pretty much it.

That's funny. That's definitely a nominee for Best of the Board.
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

Palinka wrote:I'm very fucking drunk!
I have fallen off the chair a few times while writing this.
Excellent!
Excuse me while I kiss another bottle of vodka!
Or don't.
Whatever.
I think you are all lovely people.
I want to drink with you all.
Lovely, lovely people.
Cheers!
You fuckin' go for it buddy :twisted:
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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Post by Uncle Sal »

Ha! Ive got tobacco tonight!\
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Post by coqui_chris »

I think some people just need to be able to type fluently while completey bombed. Isn't that how Hemmingway and Fitzgerald did it? Hats off to them, they're a vindication to all of our kind!
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Post by Savage »

I'm not drunk. I'm just drinking. I promise never to fall over on my keyborard or on the floor or anything like that and besides I tyupe real good with liquor. Not a problem. And anyway,
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Post by Savage »

I forget. But here's a joke:

Okay. I asked Grumpy for a joke. But he's too drunk to remember one. All I can remember is the kangaroo one, which everybody hates, and the chicken one, which is filthy.

must drink some more.
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