I'm very fucking drunk!
I have fallen off the chair a few times while writing this.
Excellent!
Excuse me while I kiss another bottle of vodka!
Or don't.
Whatever.
I think you are all lovely people.
I want to drink with you all.
Lovely, lovely people.
Cheers!
Hooo Haaaaa!!!
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Hooo Haaaaa!!!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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- fdoosey
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Christ, you mustn't be fluent in Drunkese. Even bombed you spell perfectly. Massive, teach the man!
God bless ya for getting tanked. The way work went today, I hope to join you in a couple hours.
God bless ya for getting tanked. The way work went today, I hope to join you in a couple hours.
http://www.sammichmen.com
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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Re: Hooo Haaaaa!!!
Hmm... excited, jovial words... expressing love for his fellow man... not correcting anyone's spelling or grammar... and a decided lack of imperious-ness-osity...Palinka wrote:I'm very fucking drunk!
I have fallen off the chair a few times while writing this.
Excellent!
Excuse me while I kiss another bottle of vodka!
Or don't.
Whatever.
I think you are all lovely people.
I want to drink with you all.
Lovely, lovely people.
Cheers!
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR PALINKA?!?!
Kidding, of course... live it up, my good man... drink your share, and then some, cause some of us can't right now. But soon...
"Women might be able to fake orgasms... but men can fake entire relationships."
-- Sharon Stone
-- Sharon Stone
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Re: Hooo Haaaaa!!!
let me translate for the innebriated:Palinka wrote:I'm very fucking drunk!
I have fallen off the chair a few times while writing this.
Excellent!
Excuse me while I kiss another bottle of vodka!
Or don't.
Whatever.
I think you are all lovely people.
I want to drink with you all.
Lovely, lovely people.
Cheers!
in berry bukkiin' trunk
u hob falkin' put ofd chair s few tinmes whti wtrinhg this
funkin' a!!
i wnt ot ravce the bofies og smll fead sanimals
i wub u all
DPAW rocks
that's pretty much it.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
Re: Hooo Haaaaa!!!
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:let me translate for the innebriated:Palinka wrote:I'm very fucking drunk!
I have fallen off the chair a few times while writing this.
Excellent!
Excuse me while I kiss another bottle of vodka!
Or don't.
Whatever.
I think you are all lovely people.
I want to drink with you all.
Lovely, lovely people.
Cheers!
in berry bukkiin' trunk
u hob falkin' put ofd chair s few tinmes whti wtrinhg this
funkin' a!!
i wnt ot ravce the bofies og smll fead sanimals
i wub u all
DPAW rocks
that's pretty much it.
That's funny. That's definitely a nominee for Best of the Board.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson
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Re: Hooo Haaaaa!!!
You fuckin' go for it buddy :twisted:Palinka wrote:I'm very fucking drunk!
I have fallen off the chair a few times while writing this.
Excellent!
Excuse me while I kiss another bottle of vodka!
Or don't.
Whatever.
I think you are all lovely people.
I want to drink with you all.
Lovely, lovely people.
Cheers!
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
- coqui_chris
- Drinking Like W.C.
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I think some people just need to be able to type fluently while completey bombed. Isn't that how Hemmingway and Fitzgerald did it? Hats off to them, they're a vindication to all of our kind!
"To avoid criticism: Do nothing, Say nothing, Be nothing" - Fred Shero
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk