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airplane is great. the bit with everyone queuing up to the hysterical woman. and the old lady talking jive.cant remember the actresses name

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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:Airplane II:
"Forget about the past, forget about the present, 'cause this is the future."
qand don't call me shirley
Ah, but the jive guy in the court is one of my favorites:

"Can you tell us, in your own words, what happened?"
"Check it bleed, bro was ON! Didn't trip, but the folks was freakin' man! Hey, the pilots were laid to the bone, holmes! So blood hammered out and jammed jip, sheeeeet...Tighented that bad sucka 'side the runway like a mutha... Sheeeeit."
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fdoosey wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:Airplane II:
"Forget about the past, forget about the present, 'cause this is the future."
qand don't call me shirley
Ah, but the jive guy in the court is one of my favorites:

"Can you tell us, in your own words, what happened?"
"Check it bleed, bro was ON! Didn't trip, but the folks was freakin' man! Hey, the pilots were laid to the bone, holmes! So blood hammered out and jammed jip, sheeeeet...Tighented that bad sucka 'side the runway like a mutha... Sheeeeit."
y'know, that scene wasn't even scripted, they came up with it all on their own. they're such a poetic people.
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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
fdoosey wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:qand don't call me shirley
Ah, but the jive guy in the court is one of my favorites:

"Can you tell us, in your own words, what happened?"
"Check it bleed, bro was ON! Didn't trip, but the folks was freakin' man! Hey, the pilots were laid to the bone, holmes! So blood hammered out and jammed jip, sheeeeet...Tighented that bad sucka 'side the runway like a mutha... Sheeeeit."
y'know, that scene wasn't even scripted, they came up with it all on their own. they're such a poetic people.
We're very poetic. Must be that jungle in us. Or the watermelon.

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How the hell could i forget, The Naked Gun :lol: :lol:
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There are a lot of 10 that have been mentioned, but I give Spinal Tap 11.
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leave my watermelons out of this if you please.
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The first Naked Gun is just plain amazing. The best part is when Frank is like, "By the way, I faked every orgasm"

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Fletch or National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon.

Or Hot Shots.

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Caddyshack.

The scene where the kid sucks down all the abandoned drinks at the party, then barfs through the sunroof of a Porsche. Or Bill Murray having a Baby Ruth after draining the pool.

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ooh, bobbas faw down. Mine never did that
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what about Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?
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