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put the lime in the coconut and shake it all over your tie

Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

supposed to go golfing here shortly, but damn i feel like shit. these weekend things are going to kill me. how do i function at work like this everyday, i can't even get the motivation to get in the shower. i just wish i could sleep through this one. please god, stop kicking me in the head, or at least take off the steel toes.
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"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

There is nothing else to do in these situations, except drink :twisted:
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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What other medicine cures its own side effects?
Yeast are our friends.

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:There is nothing else to do in these situations, except drink :twisted:
or go to sleep until 1400 and go golfing where the beer flows like.... i don't know, something that flaows alot.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:or go to sleep until 1400 and go golfing where the beer flows like.... i don't know, something that flaows alot.
Ewwww...I wanted to make a pun on that, but everything I came up with was too grotesque to post...
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

golf seems to have dome the trick gor me you pervert.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

Golf always does the trick.
I'm setting up a driving range on the back balconey. Yeeeehhhaaa...
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

Palinka wrote:Golf always does the trick.
I'm setting up a driving range on the back balconey. Yeeeehhhaaa...
bge careful of the children. that is a really good way to piss people off apparevtly.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:...that is a really good way to piss people off apparevtly.
Fuck 'em if they can't duck. It's what the word "Fore" was invented for!
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

afte seeing yesterdy's posts, i think i might have a drinking problem. why in the hell am i out of liquor? how do these things happen? i'm about to fix this drinking problem.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

DPAW, you are a fucking good man.
If you want to wear MacKenzie tartan, it would be jim-fucking-dandy wie me. I'd be stoked tae have you as a clansman.
You and MassiveDrunk are my clan over there.
You are brand fucking new!!!
And I'm as pissed as a fucking penguin.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

my drinking problem has been fixed and thanks palinka. i am honored. i will try and do you proud.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

I'm serious. You tell that cunt Captain Mike fucking pussy arse Davis that the clans are gonnae dee him. You are one of us. And any fucker that tries it on with a clansman can expect a whole fucking world of hurt!!!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

lets go brother, lets go get that fucker. i think this is the first time i've ever seen you drunk and beligerant, kindfa brings a tear to my eye.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

Clansman, I'm wie ye aw the fucking way! Lets dee the wee fucker.
I'll put my auld uniform on, should distract the wanker enough tae dee him! Hooo and fucking haaa!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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