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- Hooching Like Hemingway
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put the lime in the coconut and shake it all over your tie
supposed to go golfing here shortly, but damn i feel like shit. these weekend things are going to kill me. how do i function at work like this everyday, i can't even get the motivation to get in the shower. i just wish i could sleep through this one. please god, stop kicking me in the head, or at least take off the steel toes.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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or go to sleep until 1400 and go golfing where the beer flows like.... i don't know, something that flaows alot.TARTANSPECIAL wrote:There is nothing else to do in these situations, except drink :twisted:
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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Ewwww...I wanted to make a pun on that, but everything I came up with was too grotesque to post...deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:or go to sleep until 1400 and go golfing where the beer flows like.... i don't know, something that flaows alot.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.
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golf seems to have dome the trick gor me you pervert.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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Golf always does the trick.
I'm setting up a driving range on the back balconey. Yeeeehhhaaa...
I'm setting up a driving range on the back balconey. Yeeeehhhaaa...
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bge careful of the children. that is a really good way to piss people off apparevtly.Palinka wrote:Golf always does the trick.
I'm setting up a driving range on the back balconey. Yeeeehhhaaa...
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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Fuck 'em if they can't duck. It's what the word "Fore" was invented for!deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:...that is a really good way to piss people off apparevtly.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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afte seeing yesterdy's posts, i think i might have a drinking problem. why in the hell am i out of liquor? how do these things happen? i'm about to fix this drinking problem.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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DPAW, you are a fucking good man.
If you want to wear MacKenzie tartan, it would be jim-fucking-dandy wie me. I'd be stoked tae have you as a clansman.
You and MassiveDrunk are my clan over there.
You are brand fucking new!!!
And I'm as pissed as a fucking penguin.
If you want to wear MacKenzie tartan, it would be jim-fucking-dandy wie me. I'd be stoked tae have you as a clansman.
You and MassiveDrunk are my clan over there.
You are brand fucking new!!!
And I'm as pissed as a fucking penguin.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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my drinking problem has been fixed and thanks palinka. i am honored. i will try and do you proud.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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I'm serious. You tell that cunt Captain Mike fucking pussy arse Davis that the clans are gonnae dee him. You are one of us. And any fucker that tries it on with a clansman can expect a whole fucking world of hurt!!!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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lets go brother, lets go get that fucker. i think this is the first time i've ever seen you drunk and beligerant, kindfa brings a tear to my eye.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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Clansman, I'm wie ye aw the fucking way! Lets dee the wee fucker.
I'll put my auld uniform on, should distract the wanker enough tae dee him! Hooo and fucking haaa!
I'll put my auld uniform on, should distract the wanker enough tae dee him! Hooo and fucking haaa!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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