My first martini

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Read the thread, punk
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My sincere apologies, Mrs S. It must have been a dodgy cocktail olive that set me off.
I am very sorry for my treasonable statements. And errant nationalism. I recant everything.

May I have my drink back now, please?
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I have poured you a big Raj martini. And instead of throwing the olives into the sink, I put them in your glass.
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You are so good to me.
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Because you deserve it.
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I have a question. I haven't qutie devoloped a taste for the salty martins yet and most often get a twist. Martinis with a twist just aren't as cool are they? And I haven't just been imagining thoes looks have i? I had my first gibson not but about two months ago. maybe I should stick to thoughs. not that bad.
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The original gibson was a glass of water with an onion in it.
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Here's to progress.
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like J&G i wasnt too keen on goin for gin, but now i, too, am having a hankering to try a martini as i have never had one(yet).is it advised to have my first one in a bar or to do it myself at home?
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Get a professional to make your first one. Ask for it extra dry.
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thanks for the tip mate. i'll give it a go next time i'm in the town and not having to go to work mnext day..........damn random testing :evil: :evil:
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Palinka wrote:My sincere apologies, Mrs S. It must have been a dodgy cocktail olive that set me off.
I am very sorry for my treasonable statements. And errant nationalism. I recant everything.

May I have my drink back now, please?
I don't think she's reading this board? I didn't even think she had a drink.

But if she is...

Fuck the queen.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse

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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

Palinka wrote:You are so good to me.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you meant Ms Saxe-Coburg.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse

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Post by Martini4TheLady »

My favorite! If you make your own, I suggest a few tips:
I always rinse my glass in cold tap water, shake off the excess and place in the freezer. I keep a couple in my freezer at all times. I use 4 ounces of gin (Bombay) and 1/2-1 tablespoon of vermouth (sometimes less vermouth, personal taste). I drop crushed ice, alcohol, in a shaker (makes it cloudy, but I like the look). Stirring never gets it cold enough. I shake (10-12 seconds), strain (discard the ice) into a cold glass. I peel a sliver of the skin of the lemon, careful not to cut into the lemon. The teeniest bit of juice will ruin the taste. I keep my lemon skins in the freezer. I rarely use olives.
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

that's a lotta work! I like martini's, but I'm lazy. I'll stick to my bloody mary's, sometimes I leave out the tomato juice and the celery.
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