Drunkard's trip to the store

DrunkenJackFlask · Post by **DrunkenJackFlask** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 3:12 pm

I thought nothing of it at the time, until the guy in front of me in line looked at my purchase and laughed. I said, hey cut me some slack, man; my needs are very basic. At least I didn't crack open a bottle in line like last time...

The Pooba · Post by **The Pooba** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 6:31 pm

wow. now that IS basic. I usually have to at least throw in some beef jerky or microwave burritos or some kind of actual food product. Commendations.

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:17 pm

I really love that picture. It's so simple, yet well-framed, and speaks volumes. It'd make an excellent desktop wallpaper.

I've gotten to the point where I definitely recognize the cashiers when I go to purchase my vodka. I wonder if they recognize me. I wonder if they're jealous, or laughing, or maybe even disgusted. I wonder if it turns them on just a little, this short blonde chick who comes in on a regular basis and walks out with nothing but that $9 plastic jug.

Oh yes. I think it does.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:21 pm

Generic Jug wrote:I really love that picture. It's so simple, yet well-framed, and speaks volumes. It'd make an excellent desktop wallpaper.

I've gotten to the point where I definitely recognize the cashiers when I go to purchase my vodka. I wonder if they recognize me. I wonder if they're jealous, or laughing, or maybe even disgusted. I wonder if it turns them on just a little, this short blonde chick who comes in on a regular basis and walks out with nothing but that $9 plastic jug.

Oh yes. I think it does.

Turns me on!

DrunkenJackFlask · Post by **DrunkenJackFlask** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:26 pm

Generic Jug wrote:I've gotten to the point where I definitely recognize the cashiers when I go to purchase my vodka. I wonder if they recognize me. I wonder if they're jealous, or laughing, or maybe even disgusted.

I have a little temptation to try to "spread my purchases around" to different stores so that I'm not discovered for the drunk that I am. Kinda like when you're at a bar and you've been cut off by one bartender so you go to the other. In the end, it doesn't matter. I yam what I yam.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:36 pm

DrunkenJackFlask wrote:
Generic Jug wrote:I've gotten to the point where I definitely recognize the cashiers when I go to purchase my vodka. I wonder if they recognize me. I wonder if they're jealous, or laughing, or maybe even disgusted.
I have a little temptation to try to "spread my purchases around" to different stores so that I'm not discovered for the drunk that I am. Kinda like when you're at a bar and you've been cut off by one bartender so you go to the other. In the end, it doesn't matter. I yam what I yam.

I do the sane.

DrunkenJackFlask · Post by **DrunkenJackFlask** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:39 pm

Oh yeah, it turns me on, too. I've got a thing for short, drunk women. Actually, almost any kind of drunk woman, but short definitely has an edge.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:39 pm

I buy in quantity. The clerks think I have a huge blowout party every few weeks. Nope. Just fer me!

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:40 pm

DrunkenJackFlask wrote:Oh yeah, it turns me on, too. I've got a thing for short, drunk women. Actually, almost any kind of drunk woman, but short definitely has an edge.

5'11" here. I'll just mosey along...

DrunkenJackFlask · Post by **DrunkenJackFlask** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:43 pm

Generic Jug wrote:It'd make an excellent desktop wallpaper.

My digicam shoots in 1280x960, if you want a copy.

DrunkenJackFlask · Post by **DrunkenJackFlask** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:45 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:Oh yeah, it turns me on, too. I've got a thing for short, drunk women. Actually, almost any kind of drunk woman, but short definitely has an edge.
5'11" here. I'll just mosey along...

No no no no nono...wait! You're drunk, right? That still counts!

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:45 pm

fuck it. im dqne.

DrunkenJackFlask · Post by **DrunkenJackFlask** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:48 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:fuck it. im dqne.

Alright, the "o" and the "q" are way far apart on the keyboard. How the hell did you do that? And c'mon, you know you can have one more shot with us....

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 11:05 pm

DrunkenJackFlask wrote:
Generic Jug wrote:I've gotten to the point where I definitely recognize the cashiers when I go to purchase my vodka. I wonder if they recognize me. I wonder if they're jealous, or laughing, or maybe even disgusted.
I have a little temptation to try to "spread my purchases around" to different stores so that I'm not discovered for the drunk that I am. Kinda like when you're at a bar and you've been cut off by one bartender so you go to the other. In the end, it doesn't matter. I yam what I yam.

That describes my feelings perfectly. When I see a cashier I know, I wonder if they think I'm a fucking lush. Sometimes I feel a little guilty, slinking up to the register with my jug, but I straighten up proud when I think of you guys.

Jimmy&Guinney · Post by **Jimmy&Guinney** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 11:08 pm

Generic Jug wrote:
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:
Generic Jug wrote:I've gotten to the point where I definitely recognize the cashiers when I go to purchase my vodka. I wonder if they recognize me. I wonder if they're jealous, or laughing, or maybe even disgusted.
I have a little temptation to try to "spread my purchases around" to different stores so that I'm not discovered for the drunk that I am. Kinda like when you're at a bar and you've been cut off by one bartender so you go to the other. In the end, it doesn't matter. I yam what I yam.
That describes my feelings perfectly. When I see a cashier I know, I wonder if they think I'm a fucking lush. Sometimes I feel a little guilty, slinking up to the register with my jug, but I straighten up proud when I think of you guys.

I think that's the whole point of MDM. To against the current atmosphere of trying to make drunks ashamed of themselves. Drinking is good, and if that makes me an enabler, then I wear the title with pride.