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Fucking, fucking, fucking, calvinists!!!

Post by Palinka (RIP) »

I'm going to hell.

Does having a litre of vodka for breakfast make me a bad person?

Bastards!

What gives them the right to knock at my door?

Bloody "wee free shites!"

Well, fuck 'em.

I'm away tae hell under ma own steam!!!

Here's tae all of you! Cheers! Fuck Captain Mike Davis and fuck the fucking calvinists!

N.B. This is not intended as sectarian incitement, I'd be just as pissed off (and pissed up) if the fucking shintoists had come knocking!
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Post by lazzy lester »

eXACTLY!!

i cONCUR wITH uR lOGIC!!!

aFTERALL, u wOULDN'T gO kNOCKING tHEM uP aT aN uN-eARTHLY hOUR.... wOULD yA???
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lazzy lester wrote:aFTERALL, u wOULDN'T gO kNOCKING tHEM uP aT aN uN-eARTHLY hOUR.... wOULD yA???
That would likely depend on gender (very important) and how attractive she was (less important, and directly proportional to the amount of booz-a-ma-hol ingested). Does "knocking them up" have alternative meanings over there, or is this as funny as I originally thought?
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Come to the States some time, Palinka, you can have Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses coming to your door. And if you try to ride SEPTA, you run the risk of being accosted by every denomination there is under the sun trying to hand you their recruitment literature.
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I like the booklet I got the other day. God tried to kill this guy's son because he joined the masons. Damn, God must be cranky.
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Savage Swiller wrote:I like the booklet I got the other day. God tried to kill this guy's son because he joined the masons. Damn, God must be cranky.
Even God should know better than to try to fuck with the Freemasons....or the Illuminati.
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lazzy lester wrote:eXACTLY!!

i cONCUR wITH uR lOGIC!!!

aFTERALL, u wOULDN'T gO kNOCKING tHEM uP aT aN uN-eARTHLY hOUR.... wOULD yA???
My brain...is imploding...

Must reach drink...must numb the horror...so much grammar - slaughtered like cattle!

(All in good fun, of course.)
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Savage Swiller wrote:I like the booklet I got the other day. God tried to kill this guy's son because he joined the masons. Damn, God must be cranky.
God needs to drink with Palinka.
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LuckyStrikes wrote:
Savage Swiller wrote:I like the booklet I got the other day. God tried to kill this guy's son because he joined the masons. Damn, God must be cranky.
God needs to drink with Palinka.
I don't think he could keep up :twisted:
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God is Palinka. With a better liquor cabinet.

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Wait. Strike that. Reverse it.
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Savage Swiller wrote:Wait. Strike that. Reverse it.
Nice Wonka quote!
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what a quality movie. i want an Umpa-Lumpa for my drunken guardian angel :lol:
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thirsty4beer wrote:what a quality movie. i want an Umpa-Lumpa for my drunken guardian angel :lol:

Jeebus! I have nightmares like that, drunken flying midgets keeping me away from the liquor....and hitting me with fish.
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Post by coqui_chris »

And here's where the thread takes off and becomes a discussion of the Family Guy episode where Peter Griffin finds a silver scroll in a bottle of Pawtucket Patriot's beer and gets to tour the Brewery, which spoofs Willy Wonka.

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