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You went on vacation for two weeks and the owner had his boat repossessed.

They named a drink after you.....they used to call it beer.

You fill in your local for Direct Deposit.

You have a toothbrush in the restroom.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson

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You have a universal remote that works in every bar on the block.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson

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The owner calls you when he forgets his keys.

You've received a telegram at the bar....more than once.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson

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Post by Uncle Sal »

you are mixing a spoonful of metamucil into your eye opener
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Your drinks comprise the bar's largest tab. The second largest is for your chasers.

You switched from Jack up to Jack over.....and forestalled the Ice Age by three hundred years.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson

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...when the taxi company know you on a first-name basis.

...when you get grunts of acknowledgement from even the most drunk of regulars upon entering.
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Post by Uncle Sal »

damn, smarty pants! I wish I'd thought of the fucking taxi!
need a woman be good to me... won't hide my whiskey try to serve me tea...

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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

...When they remind you that it's your mother's birthday. And send the flowers for you.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

when you say goodnight, i'm going to bed, its just the box in the corner by the pool tables.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
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The female bartender comes around to give you a hug
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Post by Frankennietzsche »

When you ask for a drink, they don't ask what flavor, they just bring you your beer and shot.
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When the bouncers call your cab 'cause you can't speak.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

coqui_chris wrote:The female bartender comes around to give you a hug
the male bartender comes around to give you a......... well, nevermind.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by massivedrunk »

the owner of your local knows your birthday, and your brother forgot.

the bartender asks you to go into the keg room and change the guinness.

you have had sex in the owners office

the staff asks you to cover for them when they go next door to get pizza

you have tried for two years to get your own cocktail, to no avail
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Post by DrunkenJackFlask »

They say "you know how to work the gun" when you ask for a fresh chaser.

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